Akatsuki Boyfriend Scenarios

when you search his browing history

Pein-
It was his turn to do the laundry so that means you can kick back and relax. He made the mistake of leaving his phone on his office desk. You got an idea. When he went down to do the second load of laundry you snuck right past him. You snatched his phone and ran into the living room. As you browsed you saw nothing but ornaments and a pink tutu. You laughed when you saw it was already being shipped. Pein spoke up from behind you "y/n. Give it back. Now." You happily handed it over. "I think it's cute..."! You laughed and pein walked away.

Deidara-
"Deidei, what's this"? You covered your mouth to hold in your laughter. You were in deidara room touching and playing with his clay figures. When you saw his phone on the desk. You were curious enough to know why he had one. Let alone know how curiosity got the better of you sometimes and leave it out for you to peek at it. You shrugged and figured why the hell not. You went through his browsing history. Hair products. Deidara was browsing different hair products for himself. "Y/n." He stood in the doorway blushing of embarrassment you handed him the phone and walked out smiling.

Kakuzu-

It had been a while since kakuzu used his phone. He usually kept it hidden and now you knew exactly where. It was in his room on top of his bookshelf. You climbed on top of the chair and grabbed it. "Yes"! You cheered. And then you opened it up. "Oh my God". It showed his record from A-Z. It included "how to be a dedicated sugar daddy. What moves can older guys use in bed." And the last one killed you. "How to make your gf love you forever" although the last one seemed sweet to you it also made you crack up. "Y/n. You won't think differently about me now will you" you shook your head and hugged him.

Sasori-
"Y/n. Don't you dare look at my phone." You caught sasori on his phone and practically snatched it out of his hands and ran off like a lunatic. "y/n! Im warning you"! You took one look at it and noticed that sasori was looking at silicone sex dolls. "Sasori!! How could you?!" He sighed. Feeling guilty. "I told you not to look at it y/n." You threw the phone on the ground, breaking it. Sasori just watched you pick up your training equipment and head off to practice with kakuzu.

Kisame-
It was no secret that kisame was the monster of the hidden mist. But this was way too far. You were on your bed browsing through kisames phone and his search history. He had a picture of you for his background. "how to fit in" "how to make your gf love you more than food" "how to not embarrassment your girlfriend." "When is it not okay to be yourself". All of these made your heart shatter when you read them. kisame walked in moments later. "Y/n! What on earth are you doing?!" You looked at him with watery eyes. "Kisame...do you really think this way?" He stayed quiet and this caused you to run and hug him tightly. "Your perfect to me kisa." He smiled and hugged you back.

"Y/n, have you seen my- oh nevermind"! She picked up the tiny phone and out it in her pocket. "Konan, what's on it"? She chuckled. "Nothing important, just things im interested in. Outside of work". You crossed your arms curiously. "Can I see? I promise I won't make fun of you". She hesitated at first and then handed you the tiny device. You saw she had been looking up sex toys and lingere. You turned it off and looked at her. She was staring away from you with a dark tint in her cheeks. "Im not laughing. I think it's thoughtful and generous of you". She facepalmed. "Just give it back." You happily gave it to her and kissed her lips. Lightly touching her lip piercing.

Itachi-
Everyone who's ever met itachi always described him as emotionless and cold hearted. But you knew otherwise. He might been cruel at first but after a while he's grown warm and opened up some more. That same day you discovered his phone. Hidden deep in his nightstand drawers. He didn't want anyone to find it obviously. Which made you even more curious. You sat on his bed and opened his history. He was looking up recipes and he had pictures of sasuke taped to the back of it. Then it hit you. He was baking cookies with Sasuke face on the front. "Y/n" said a familiar deep voice. You burst out laughing and put his things back we're they belong.

Hidan-
"Hey bitch"! You growled. "Stop it. Im your girlfriend hidan have some goddamn respect." He rolled his eyes "im going out with kakuzu and itachi for a guys night". You scowled. "Fine but no women"! He smirked. "sure, whatever. Just stay out of my room. And hide from pein." He handed you his phone. Then headed out. You ignored him and browsed through it for entertainment. "Different sex positions, animal porn, gay porn, lesbians get facials." You rolled your eyes in disgust. "Fucking gross hidan." A few hours later he came back from the village festival and caught you showing this info to pein. Long story short, hidans phone got confiscated.

Tobito-

Knowing to you thought he had a bunch of weird shit on his phone. But still, it didn't hurt to investigate. To I walked in and began clapping his hands. "Oh goody!! You found it y/n!" He sat next to you. Extending his arms out, he expected you to hand it over. "Tobi what's on here"? He simply chuckled and rubbed the back of his head nervously. "Things im into y/n-chan!" That was all it took for you to put it back in his hands. "What's wrong y/n-chan"? "Tobi, Lord knows what kind of messed up crap you have on that phone. I really don't wanna find out." He removed his mask and grinned. "So, you don't like my kinky side~"? "Tobi! Your sinning"!!

Zetsu-
"Y/n." You turned to see your boyfriend zetsy standing feet away from you. It surprised you how quiet he was, you didn't even hear him coming. He held out a phone "how the hell do you delete stuff you don't want? I don't know how to use it". You smirked devilishly, took it from his hands and opened up Google. The surface search engine. After a few minutes you turned the screen towards zetsu. "How to photosynthesis" zetsu facepalmed and took it back. "I asked you to delete stuff not be nosy." You ignored him and attacked him with questions. "So, do you not usually do it? Does your body need photosynthesis? Is it important for you to use photosynthesis? How long does your body-" "y/n!! Enough!!" Zetsu walked off angrily and you couldn't stop laughing.