You're now chatting with your Mr. Right. Say hi!
You: Am I not enough? Panget ba ko? Kasingle-single ba ko? Then whyyyy?
Mr. Right: Woah. Hahaha. Cali statue?
You: No. I'm Zenny. And I'll surely gonna break your neck if you don't have any good intentions on me.
Mr. Right: Naks! A girl oozing with fighting spirit. Literal nga lang. Haha. Hi! I'm Mr. Right. :)
You: Psh. How many times will I read those words (MR. RIGHT) here? When in fact, wala naman yata talagang tamang lalaki na para sa'kin dito.
Mr. Right: Engggg! Excuse me. You are wrong. You just met him.
You: Then who the hell is he?
Mr. Right: *ehem*
You: Who's ehem?
Mr. Right: *ehem* *ehem*
You: ???
Mr. Right: Ngek. Ano ba yan. Di na gets. :(
You: Wait. Hala. Nagjojoke ka pala? Sorry. Di ko alam. Dali magjoke ka ulit. Pramis. Tatawa na 'ko. :")
Mr. Right: Hahahaha! Tao ka ba? Siguro kaya ka single kasi ang slowmo. :D
You: What do you mean? Na-bobits ako? Na utak munggo ako? How dare you to say that to me! :/
Mr. Right: Haha. Oops. Wait. Not like that. What I mean is, ang slowmo. Di mo makuha agad na gusto ka na ng isang tao. :)
You: What? :O
Mr. Right: Hahaha. Ang sabi ko ang cute mo.
You: Thanks. I know.
Mr. Right: Oh. Sad. It's time. I have to go. I'll chat you later. Please save this log. I want to know you more. Bye. Take care. :)
You: Wait!!!!
Mr. Right has been disconnected [/]
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