Wew, it's been a while, hasn't it? Like I mentioned before, writing is hard, hence why it's taken me so long to actually start writing again!
We're finally here! The amazing plot.
Now, the plot can go multiple ways, thousands of ways, millions of ways!
We'll start off with genres, just to make it a little easier.
Romance
I started off with romance because it's abundant here on our beautiful wattpad. If you're writing a romance story there are a few key things you should always include.
>Make sure your characters are hetero.
>Your main character should almost always be a girl. Boys can't feel romantic feelings, therefore they can't be the main character in a romance novel.
>The girl should be insecure about the way she looks and socially awkward, but at the same time make her conventionally attractive, or even, drop-dead gorgeous.
>The boy should be borderline abusive, but write it subtly so people can easily mistake it as 'love'.
>If they're not hetero, make sure they're oversexualized, badly written, gay people.
Fantasy
This should be easy. If you're writing a fantasy novel it should only be about vampires of werewolves. Don't deviate from those two supernatural beings. Ever.
>Make sure your vampires are sexy beasts and nothing else.
>Your werewolf story should always involve family drama.
>Both of these variations of fantasy always and I mean, ALWAYS, have to incorporate some type of romance.
That's the end of this chapter, for now. Next chapter we'll go into more genres and how to perfect them for your fucking awesome novel. Thanks for reading!
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