I love Studio C!! This was a great sketch.
I'm sitting in church and the meeting is about to start. It's with both wards and I'm worried about boundary changes.
TIME SKIP
This is after the boundary changes and I'm still with my crush. I am, however, missing a lot of young women. The jerk boys from the other ward are with me now.
Apparently our family rival goes far back.
Both of my brothers fought with them in Seminary. Even the oldest, who was, surprisingly, the more level headed one fought with them. A girl today told me they just went at each other once and everybody let it happen.
The one who is my age has cussed me out in class before.