BTS Mexican oneshots

Suga x reader; baila esta cumbia

It was Saturday morning. You woke up to the annoying sound of your alarm clock. You checked the time and it was currently 7 am. While rubbing your eyes you realized that yoongi was still sound asleep right next to you.

Staring at him for a little while longer, you realized that your mom was coming over in a little bit. You jumped out of bed and ran to your closet. While changing you tried to wake yoongi up. "Levantate vamos a limpiar! My mom's coming over later!"

You informed him while hitting his thicc butt to get him to wake up faster. He whined. "But babe, isn't she coming at 4 pm?" You stared at him and sighed. "You already know that my mom sees everything up to the crumbs on the floor and if this place isn't absolutely spotless then she's gonna give us a 4 hour lecture of how we're bad adults and will, once again, try to make me break up with you for her friends son Pablo, and you don't want that, right?"

Yoongi sighed and slumped back into the bed. "...but I wanna sleep." "No me hagas hacerte limpiar los platos con tu lengua." Even though he didn't understand a word you said, he knew you meant business. Yoongi got up and grabbed the fabuloso.

The both of you walked out of the room and into the kitchen. That's when the party started. You turned on your cumbias and started to clean. Yoongi looked at you with a confused face. "What? You know I can't clean without some music on." You said to him while dancing around the kitchen while cleaning.

5 minutes into the cleaning and you noticed Yoongi watching you dance. Then he pouted. "I wanna dance with you like that." You giggled. "You really wanna learn how to dance to cumbia?" He nodded. You grabbed onto his hands and showed him the basic steps.

Once he somewhat got a hold of it the both of you danced. Although he would stumble sometimes it was cute to see him try. The song _________ by ______ played. You stopped cleaning and ran towards yoongi. "This is my shit!" You started to dance and so did yoongi.

The both of you danced together for the rest of the day. You heard the doorbell ring. Your head turned towards the noise. Both you and yoongi immediately stopped dancing. You checked the time and it read 5 pm.

Yoongi walked towards the door to see who it was. You looked around to see that you guys had barley cleaned. You were scared. "Wait no yoongi don't open the doo-" It was too late. By the time you warned him, he had let your mother in.

You quickly cleaned whatever you could to make it seem cleaner. If this was a guest visiting then you would've been fine, but this is your mom. You knew that your half ass cleaning wouldn't work on her so you hid.

You heard footsteps near the kitchen. You knew it was your mom because you know the sounds of her footsteps by heart. You had to memorize the sounds of her footsteps in order to not get caught staying up all night scrolling through memes.

She walked in and all you heard was a disappointed gasp. "QUE ES ESTE PORQUERIA?!" Your mom yelled. You came out from hiding under the table. She gave you the stare. You nervously chuckled.

"Hola mami, te quiero muncho." You said and walked near her to give her a hug and a kiss on the cheek. She pushed you away and gave you a deathly stare again. "DID I TEACH YOU NOTHING ABOUT HOW TO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE!?" You looked at your feet ashamed. Then you tried to respond to her. "No me hables para atras." She said.

You looked in the living room only to see yoongi siting on the couch watching the disaster go down. You mouthed 'You're going down too.' He whistled like he didn't see anything. Then you looked back at your mom and gave her a small smile. "Pero mami you did teach me me something, how to dance cumbia."

But that didn't change the fact that you still got a 4 hour lecture about why you should keep your house clean and that you're supposed to know how to clean or your man will leave you etc. In the end yoongi got away, this time, and you got an ass whooping.

It's okay I'm Mexican.