Relatable BTS juan-shots for relatable Mexicans
Bts x mexican reader.
Ever wonder what It would be like if BTS were dating you, as a normal Mexican woman? Tamales, tacos, and failed attempts at spanish.
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Why does jin look like your mean ass tia at a party or any family gathering que se Cree muy muy and is high key judging you and giving you bad miradas?-MMC
Your cousin beatriz was having her twentieth birthday soon, so your family has invited you to her party that weekend.There's a problem. Your prima chismosa told your Tia Socorro that you had a boyfriend, and no secret is kept a secret with a Hispanic familia. Everyone tells everyone the chisme, so that means that your Madre found out and that is no bueno. Right away your mother started with that " quiero conoserlo. Que es? En que trabaja? Es Rico? Sabe espanol? ". Question after question was thrown at you and somehow along the one-sided conversation, your mother has made her point that she wants him at the party without question. That terrified y/n, because as much as she loved her family to death, they may be just a little bit, like a teeny tiny ittby bitty pocitito pocitito judgemental. Y/n wasn't ashamed of having dearest jimin as her boyfriend. Frankly, he's made her happier than her prima's friend's cousin Javier. But that's way into the past. She had an issue on her hand, and that was that if she was going to survive the meeting of her family and her boyfriend, she was going to have to do some hardcore training.Right away she contacted jimin and told him the situation and being the tiernito lindo that he is, he agreed to learn what he needed in order to meet the familia.
"Alright, primero lo primero" y/n paced in front of jimin, whom was sitting en el sofa, listening intently to everything his novia said."My family is great. My cousin chucho is chill, just dont bring up his truck.Mi tia Lucia is a chismosa, so don't tell her any personal stuff about you or events in your life or else she will tell everyone." Y/n listed her family members and what jimin can and can't say or do around them. He would make little mental notes and follow along with what she would say."Oh!" Y/n exclaimed and clasped her hands together as if suddenly remembering something " My tia Gloria. As wonderful and amazing as she is, she loves to give back handed compliments. You must resist the urge to talk back or forever be known as a maleducado" Jimin didn't know what it meant to be a "maleducado" but he could tell that it wasn't anything good. "Entendidtes?" She asked jimin, earning a small nod from the male. "Bien,onto the next lesson" she headed into the kitchen leaving a curious Jimin behind. He stood up and stood at the foot of the entrance I the kitchen and say that Y/n was organizing plates among plates of all sorts of food.enchiladas, tacos, tamales, and Chile relleno. "What's all this?" Jimin asked as he eyed the hot plates of great smelling foods. " your next lesson. Sientate " Y/n answered and pat the empty chair for jimin to sit in. He was completely confused on how this was going to help him meet her family. "My family is like any typical Hispanic family." She grabbed a fork and handed it to him." You're flaco, so they will try to over feed you. You will eat as much as you can on this table. If you don't, they will believe you are insulting them."
Jimin eyes the food and was unsure he was able to eat everything, but determination flashed in his eyes and so the feast began. Right away he gorged into the food, at first happily. He just scored a good ass mexican meal to himself, but then after a while he started string full, and he hasn't even finished his tamale de Chile rojo con rez ( res?rez? Which one is it?-MMC) Jimin was feeling sick from eating too much. There only so much a person from his stature can hold. "Ya, asi esta bien." Y/n said, ending his high carbed suffering. Diet who? " ya, estas bien. " she spoke once more. " now there is one more thing you need to do." "What is it?" He questioned, still recovering from his attack of food.
"Dancing is the quickest way to my family's heart."
A flash if confidence glowed in jimin's eyes. " I'm good at dancing! That'll be a breeze "
"Nope. You do modern dance and such " Y/n said stopping him in his glory. " You are amazing, but my family lives dancing to cumbias and bachata. You'll have to master those kinds of dances ."
" well..." He said with a sigh " how do you dance to that?"
"Easy~"Y/n flashes a smile and grabbed her speaker and phone and blasted one of her favorite cumbias. Right away she moved her caderas to the beat and did the basic dances " ven mi amor" she said as she continued dancing. Jimin smiled widely and tried his best to imitate his novia's dancing. "Mira mira." She did a quick demonstration"asi" The two danced until jimin got the hang of it and then some. They honestly had a great time just dancing to cumbias, bachata, and merengue. Tired, the two stopped to catch their breath " how's that mi amor?" Jimin asked, small breaths escaping his lips. Y/n caught her breath and stood up straight " estas listo"
It's ok I'm mexican Hola mis amigos. I'm sorry for taking such a long ass time to finally update this. This chapter will be a two part so don't be like " ah chingado, que Paso en la fiesta?" Chillax todo va estar bien gucci. Lemme know what y'all think and what you think will happen in the next chapter✌ hasta luego-MMC
