BTS Mexican oneshots

Taehyung x reader; easter

It was easter Sunday and you were getting ready to go to a party at the park that your tia arranged for the kids to play around and hunt for easter eggs. A perfect day to tell your cousin about the chisme you found out about Beatriz.

"Tae! Cielo has terminado de preparatre ?" You yelled out to your boyfriend as you grabbed your bag with your necessities, walking out the room and into the living room where you waited for a response.

"Si!" He yelled out from the restroom and came out smelling strongly of his Gucci cologne but looking damn fine as always.

You held back a gag from the strong smell and opened the door, "Fine, let's go before it's late."

~skippy skip~

You and taehyung arrived at the park, where you saw a couple of your aunts and uncles, and small little devils running around, aka your little cousins. As soon as they saw you they screamed out your name and ran towards you. It looked like a stampede of wild animals, But because of the many years of near death experiences, courtesy of your little cousins, you braced yourself and held on to Taehyung's shirt sleeve as tightly as you could. Your little cousins threw themselves onto you, laughing and yelling as they almost made you fall from the impact, thankfully taehyung managed to help you regain your posture before you were stomped to death by like 8 little kids.

"Y/n!!!"

"Who is this?"

"Why are his eyes like that?

(No offense to any of Asian decent, it's just that for some reason little Mexican kids are assholes and racist)

"Is he your boyfriend?"

It was one question after another with these little mocosos.Y/n just swatted them away with her hand as she spoke "no sean metiche. vayanse de aqui y vete a jugar."

In an instant, the children scattered away before you hit them.

"What was that all about?" Taehyung asked you with the most adorable confused face ever.

"Nada mi amor." you answered.

Taehyung simply shrugged and the two of you continued with the party. It was a simple party with your tio making carne asada with your other tios as they drank their corona, your tias all chismiando and judging, and all the little devil children running around.It was fun and you and taehyung kept each other company. Until your tia Lupe got up and called all the kids to grab their baskets to look for eggs.

One of your littlest cousins, around the age of 4, came up to you and taehyung with her cute little dress and basket. She looked up at taehyung shyly as she spoke in a timid voice "Me Puede ayudar a encontrar los huevos por favor?".This made y/n's heart melt. She was just so adorable!

You looked over at taehyung and tapped his thigh to grab his attention."Tae go help her find some eggs. I'll wait here." You said to your boyfriend. He nodded and pecked your lips giving you a simple 'ok' and standing up, taking your little cousin by the hand and joining the rest of the group who are trying to find the hidden easter eggs.

You observed from afar as taehyung carried your cousin on his shoulders and handed her some of the eggs so she could put them in her basket. He would occasionally cheat and take a couple from an unguarded basket. He was having a great time with your cousin as she would playfully sprint to make her laugh, pretend he was an airplane and was 'flying'. It was a cute sight.

"Y/n!" the two yelled as they showed you an overflowing basket with eggs. The two were smiling widely, proud of their findings.

You smiled at the two and shook your head."Ay este hombre"

It's ok I'm Mexican.