dirty krabs (dirty dan x mr krabs)

chapter : dirty krabs

gay af spongebob fanfic
pairings: dirty dan and mr krabs, spongebob and Patrick, sandy and pearl, squidward and ?

dirty Dan POV
Damn, I'm thirsty af. I need a drink. I run around a kilometer until I see a restaurant. "The Krusty Krab" Ew, that sounds nasty.. Eh, I'll try it anyway. I look around and the place seems clean and not at all what the name suggests. I ask a sponge for a drink.

"HEHEHEHE ASK MR. KRABS WE'RE ALL OUT HEHEHEHE!" dafuq wrong with him? "Who's Mr K-" I try to ask but the strange sponge runs away to serve customers. I ask a depressed looking squid on his phone about this "Mr Krabs" guy. Squid sighs. "He's the boss. He'll be back there counting money." He points to the back. "Thanks." I mutter.

I knock on the door to his office. He opens it a little and sees me. "... Come in." Mr. Krabs says. I see his eyes and get blown away from the beauty. Perhaps I stared too long because he whispered "What are you waiting for? Come on in."

Mr Krabs POV
Oh my mother of God, this man is hot. "So what are you in here for?" I ask. "A, uh, sponge told me to see you for a drink." He says. "Oh! Yes! What would you like, uh?" "Dirty Dan. And, um, a root beer please sir." Dirty Dan says politely. "Don't call me sir Dan." I say while getting him a root beer. He quickly drinks it.

"Now I'm even more thirsty" Dan thinks.

*a few days LAYTAR*

Spongebob POV
Oh my Krabs! I'm so busy, customers are everywhere, just flooding in!

Dirty Dan POV
I walk back to the Krusty Krab, this time dressed to impress. Hopefully I'll see Mr. Krabs again. If I do get lucky, I'll find out his first name. When I get there, I see a closed sign and a lot of people in The Krusty Krab. I sigh and go across the street. "The Chum Bucket" Ew,... Couldn't be that bad.

The Krusty Krab sounded gross but it was great. Might be the same for this place. I walk in and see a slightly messy restaurant that looks old and new at the same time. "Um, hello? Sir?" I say to the shocked plankton who just fainted. "Oh! Yes?!" "Can I order a... Bucket of Chummy Chum?" I ask, resisting my urge to gag. "Coming right up...? What's your name?" He asks, with the worst breath I've ever smelled.

"Dirty Dan." I smile through the pain. He comes back with my order, a drink and a stick of... what the actual hell is that thing?! "You get a free chum stick with every order meal." He says. "I didn't order a drink.." "Oh." The plankton flushes red and quickly takes the drink away. I barely manage to take a few bites of each. This food is terrifying. I'm going to have dreams of it!

*one day layter*

Mr Krabs POV
I really hope that Dan guy comes back. He was really hot! He seemed really sweet. I wonder if he'd like me.. I daydream about us and money until Spongebob walks in, I brace myself to hear something incredibly stupid.

*a few hours layteurr*

Dirty Dan POV
Hopefully it's open today. I really wanna see Mr Krabs. I need to know his first name! It's been driving me insane. I even dressed up nice again. Maybe I could get Krabs' number. I walk in The Krusty Krabs' doors and smile. It's open! I walk up to the squid. "Is Mr Krabs busy? I wanna talk to him." I ask. He looks up confused. "Yes..." He says suspiciously. "Thanks!" I yell back quickly going to my crush's office.

I knock. "Mr Krabs?" "Please call me Eugene." I hear right before the door opens. "Ok, Eugene." I smile. "What is it Dan?" He asks while I appreciate his eyes. "Oh, uh, I just wanted to know if maybe you'd like to... give me your phone number? I'd love to be, um, friends." Both hearts cracked slightly when Dirty Dan said friends. "Oh yeah sure." Eugene quickly wrote his number down. "Here." He genuinely smiled.

Dan grabbed the slip of paper and grinned. "Well goodbye." He said. "Bye Dirty Dan."