dirty krabs (dirty dan x mr krabs)

chapter two

Dan hurriedly finished getting dressed and ran to his boat. He started driving towards Steaky Shakey and made it there two minutes early. He saw Eugene park straight after he got there. Eugene saw him and instantly smiled at him.

Dan smiled back, walking towards him. "Wow, you look amaz-" He started. "Shut up. You look fantastic." Eugene interrupted. They both blushed, connected hands and walked in.

They found a table and sat across from each other. A waitress came up and gasped. "Eugene Krabs?!" "Oh my god!" He muttered. "Lydia Crabby!" "How's that ugly whal- I mean, uhhhh...?" Lydia crudely asked. "Pearl isnt ugly!" Dan spoke up. "Ohh! That's the hideous thing's name!"

"Can we have another waiter?!" Eugene yells. A young man comes running towards them. "Lydia, you're dismissed. What do you gentlemen want?" The new waiter asks.

I want Eugene's dick, Dan thought. "We'll both take cheeseburgers and a diet coc- um, coke." He said. The waiter was shook. "Uhhhhh, ok bye!" He ran. "Is he okay??" Eugene asked.

"I don't know, he seemed like confused and nervous." Dan answered. "Mhm." I can't wait to go home and fuck Dan, Eugene drifted off. Soon, the waiter came back, seeming much more normal. "Here you go, mahh dudes."

They quickly finished. "I'll pay." Offered Dan. "No, no. I'm paying." Eugene demanded. "Fine, but I'm leaving the tip." "Don't give him too much. He was a horrible waiter!" He whispered. They laughed and walked out.

"Hey, uh, you wanna eat dessert at mine?" Eugene asked. "Sure." Dan winked. "Bye, babe." Krabs pecked the younger fellow on his lips. "Scandalous!" They heard a random lady yell.

(smut is next! get ready. also i have an Instagram if you wanna follow @ sarcasticpeep)