Reality Check: A Deidara Love Story

Chapter 11: Poison

**WARNING***
There's some... uh, colorful language in this chapter. It's also definitely PG-13. Do not read if you're under 13 years old. Sorry, it's just that this is a part of the storyline that wouldn't have been good if I kept it all G. It's weird okay.
Anyways, enjoy.
Katsu~
~S
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~Rai's P. O. V.~
I pulled away from the kiss, gasping for air. My cheeks were definitely burning - but a blush was also present on Deidara's face. The sight was rather adorable, a warm feeling seeping into my heart.
'Why did I just do that?!' I wondered. I didn't know what came over me; there was just the sudden urge to kiss him. His lips were just so tempting, I couldn't stop myself. What confused me even more was that he didn't stop me; he even proceeded to return the kiss. Mixed emotions swarmed in my head as I leaned in only so our foreheads were touching. The taste of his lips were so extravagant; something I wasn't able to put into words.
"You're still so inexperienced, un," he teased quietly. I blushed an even deeper crimson and pulled his mini-ponytail, causing him to squeeze his eyes shut and yelp in pain. Playfully, he grabbed both of my wrists and pushed me down onto bed so he was now towering over me. "What the hell, un?!"
"Stop telling me I'm bad at kissing, because you kissed back," I teased, not meeting his gaze. It was funny seeing his reaction to his hair getting pulled. It was definitely long and luscious like a girls, and soft like a girls. He was so sensitive.
"Only because - " Deidara was cut off as the door suddenly burst open, the man-child standing in the doorway.
"SEMPAI, ITS TIME TO -" Tobi started, faltering as he spotted these scene unfolding out in front of him. Deidara and I stared at him with wide eyes. "S - Sempai, what game are you and Rai-chan playing?" In a flash, the blonde rolled off of me and stood, giving me time to stand also.
"Uh, Tobi! That was - we were playing Medical Nin, yeah!" he lied.
'He's such a bad liar when it comes to things like this,' I thought, shaking my head.
"What did I say about knocking, hm?!"
"Sorry Sempai, but Konan-sama wanted everyone to play a game!" Tobi cheered innocently before swiftly exiting into the hallway. I let out a sigh of relief and started for the door. The silence between Deidara and I was somewhat awkward, so I broke it.
"Medical Nin?" I laughed.
"What did you expect me to say, yeah?!" he protested.
"I don't know, rape?"
"What?"
"Nothing~"
I quickly slipped into the hallway before he grabbed my arm, snickering. Quietly, I walked to the living room to find every member besides Deidara already seated on the many couches. Konan was the nearest to me, and beckoned me to walk over with a warm smile on her face. She seemed like the least intimidating here; so I complied willingly.
She took my hand in hers and shook it, saying "Hello, Rai. My name is Konan. We decided since you gave your food and shelter to two of our members, we shall thank you with the same hospitality."
"Careful, when Leader-sama and Konan-sama have their little fun, it's loud as fuck," Hidan warned. Konan shot him a look that could kill, and another paper shuriken impaled itself in his forehead. She turned to me with a forced smile on her face, an irk appearing on her forehead. Deidara finally appeared and took his seat next to Sasori with a glum look.
"I apologize for his improper manners," she apologized. "Anyways, since you do not formally know our members, we decided to play an icebreaker game. Tobi chose it." I nodded in response.
"What game?" I inquired.
"Seven Minutes in Heaven." Immediately, my blood ran cold. If Tobi knew what Seven Minutes in Heaven was, he would sure as hell know that Deidara and I weren't playing "Medical Nin". My eyes widened slightly but I plastered on a fake smile and said, "Oh. Fun."
"How do you play?" Kisame questioned. Konan turned to them. The couches were partially arranged in a square-like fashion, so we all faced a table in the center. On the table were two "hats" fashioned by paper glued together.
"Well, we have two hats," she explained. "One hat is for the boys; the other is for the girls. We will draw one name from each hat, and the two who were drawn will be locked inside a closet for seven minutes." Immediately, protests arose from the group.
"The fuck?! What kind of game is this?!"
"Tobi chose this, un?!"
"I don't want to be locked in a closet with a brat for seven minutes."
"What a pain."
"I'm out of here!"
The yells were quieted with one of Konan's incredible death glares.