Reality Check: A Deidara Love Story

Chapter 19: The Vacation House

Deidara tore off his shirt and threw it to the side as he charged straight into the crystalline ocean water, whooping loudly as its coldness reached his tender skin. Rai laughed and joined in, taking off her sundress before also leaping into the sea.

The others came and joined in on a splashing contest as the droplets rained down through their atmosphere, laughter and giggles filling the hot air. Kisame, in particular, let out a large jutsu that dropped gigantic globs of shark-shaped water spheres onto the frantically scampering members and Rai herself, though she was not able to escape in time, leading to find herself drenched in ocean water.

"Hey!" she protested playfully, swiping up a large shred of the cool liquid. "That's not fair, you can't use your jutsu!"

"I do what I want to," Kisame smirked, taunting the girl by sticking out his tongue. Hidan leaped up upon the surface and began sprinting towards the blue-skinned man, bringing out his scythe.

"You're in for it, sharkie!" he cackled, preparing to swing his three-pronged weapon. Kisame leapt up high in the air when he swung, dodging the blades by an inch.

"Hey! You can't use your weapon!"

"You can't use your jutsu, motherfucker!"

"I do what I want to!"

"Then I'll do whatever shit I wanna!"

"Break it up, children," Kakuzu sighed from over at the beach were he laid lazily under the white and blue umbrella that provided him with refreshing shade.

"Eat a dick, old man!" Hidan shouted back to the Kakuzu, pumping his scythe in the air. "You're the one to talk when you're just being a lazy ass over there!"

"I have no need or desire to participate in such childish activities."

"Agreed," Sasori sighed from where he also laid under his own umbrella with his clothing still on. "There's no point in this."

"Oh, come on, Sasori!" Rai urged, skipping out of the water and over to the puppeteer. "We came here to have fun; you're just sitting around. Come on in the water!" She grabbed his wrist and attempted to pull him up, but he stayed glued to the ground. Determined to get him into the ocean, Rai dug her heels into the small grains of sand and grunted in effort as she ever so slowly heaved the redhead off of his butt and dragged him closer to the water's edge.

"What - what the hell do you think you're doing, brat?!" he spat, trying to resist her grasp. Rai gave one final tug and they both tumbled into the water, large ripples emitting from where the plunged in. Seconds later Rai's head popped up, soaked but giggling hilariously.

"Hah! Sasori, I got you in!" she mused, then turned to Kakuzu, her eyes glinting mischievously. "Your turn, Kakuzu!"

"What?" he said, eyeing the girl suspiciously as she climbed out of the water (where Sasori had still not arisen from its depths). As she left the large sea, water dripped from the ends of her swimsuit, the water glistening in the sunlight as it slowly raced over her tan skin and dripped back into the sand. Kakuzu couldn't help but stare as she deviously and ever so slowly made her way over, careful to cut off any means of escape.

"I've," she whispered, creeping closer and closer, "...GOT YOU!" Kakuzu was still in his trance-like state as she latched onto his arm and dashed over to the water, wrestling his much larger body into the ocean. He sunk like a stone before he regained his focus and broke the surface, taking a large gulp of air. His dark hair was limp against his face and bare shoulders.

"Look!" Rai chimed, pointing to the several stitches that covered the various parts of Kakuzu's body.

"What the fuck is it now?" he growled, obviously agitated by the fact that he had been so spun off by just the sight of a wet girl.