ocean themed

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Are you hollow? Because,  your floatingy boat

Are you a dolphin? Cause I want you to dive in and out of me

A shark ate my bf/gf. Will you be my new one?

Do you own a snapping turtle? Because aww snap gurl/guy you finnneee

Are you the coral reef? Because you dazzle me with your beauty

Are you Swedish? Because your the sweetish fish in my sea

Are you dory from finding nemo? Because I know you will remember me

Do you beleve in love at first sight? Or should I swim by again?

Hey babe,  wanna free my willy?

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Well,  I'm so sorry you had to witness that....

Let me know what theme I should do next!!!

BAIIII

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