Shitty pick up lines (do NOT use!!!!!)

Animals

Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is .....

 Do you wanna play lion tamer? she asks: "What is that?" you say: It's when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.

 Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.

 Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind

 They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

 If I was a squirrel I'd chuck my nuts in your hole!

 My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead? 

Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus

 Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect.

 Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock. 

Do you like Eagles? Cause I can make you sore.

 Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox! 

Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass

 Is that shirt (those pants) made of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!

 Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable

Are you a shark, cause I got some swimmers for you to swallow.

 Babe, you're cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz I want to take you home!

 There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home 

Are you a unicorn cause you're my fantasy

 Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch. 

Hi, Can I domesticate you?

 I've been thinking about you...Owl night long. 

I'm the flower, you're the bee. 

Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

 Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood. 

Do you like bald eagles? (Yeah, why) Then spread for me!

 My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.

 Do you have pet insurance? No?.... Cause I'm going destroy your pussy.

 Are you a racehorse? Cause when I ride you'll always finish first.

 I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you.

 Do you eat chicken? cause you can suck my cock.

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