Shitty pick up lines (do NOT use!!!!!)

Celebrities

You remind me of Jason Derulo. Everytime I see you,  I feel the urge to sing your name.

Is your name Jennifer Lawrence? Because you're starting an uprising in MY district.

Damn your name should be Ariana. That arse is Grande.

You make Paris Hilton look like a telletubby.

Fergie? Is that you? You defintely have some lovely lady lumps. (I'm so sorry.)

If I'm a Jedi,  will you be my force?

Are you Megan Fox? No? Sorry,  you just belong in a movie.

People call me Harry Houdini. I can make your clothing dissapear in a snap.

If you were a transformer,  your name would be optimus Fine.

If I get called Peter Pan then you'll be my happy though.

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I'm so done.

You're welcome.

~xoxo,  pineapple