Shitty pick up lines (do NOT use!!!!!)

Colors

Are you the colour black like the black hole? Because I am fallen for you.

Are you the colour blue like the sky? Because even the blue sky looks dim compared to you.

Are you the colour brown like chocolate? Because I want to bite you.

Are you the colour grey? Because I can't get enough of your 50 shades.

Are you the colour green like the grass? Because I run my hands through you.

Are you the colour orange like pumpkin pies? Because I can never have enough of you.

Are you the colour purple? Because you allure my heart.

Are you the colour red like fire? Because you ignite the passion in me.

Are you interested in 50 shades of green? Because you are my lucky charm.

Are you into monochrome? Because I'd love to use my charcoal to colour us black and white.

Did you have your car custom painted to match your eyes? Because they are both the most

beautiful shade of _______ (insert colour) I've seen, and in this light, you seem to shimmer.

Do you have a little black in you? (No) Want to?

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

Do you like the colour blue? Because tidal wave is coming.

Do you like the colour red? Be careful playing with fire and you might end up burnt.

Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this colour: Blizzard Blue. It was my

favourite colour and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why; your eyes...Blizzard Blue.

Every redhead I've met is extremely smart.

Girl, you got sexy brown skin. You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.

Golden hair like yours is pouring sunlight.

Guy: You know beautiful is my favourite colour.
Girl: That is not a colour.
Guy: Its the colour of your eyes.

I am colour blind, but I think your hair is red.

I couldn't help but notice that you have beautiful violet eyes like Elizabeth Taylor.

I don't think I will ever get tired of wearing pink.

I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.

I have yellow fever and you're the cure.

I just love the colour of your pretty hair.

I love your fiery personality. (redhead or red dress)

I love your nail colour. It compliments your eyes/hairs/dress.

I love your turquoise dress. You look like a greek goddess.

I love your turquoise earring. Do you know the colour turquoise originated from the word Turkish? I wouldn't mind serving you in a Turkish bath either.

I think God took a brown topaz gem and made your eyes out of it.

I think God took the colour from the ocean and put it in your eyes.

I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes.

I want to make you blush pinker than Princess Bubblegum.

I'm red like the wildfire. Once that spark is ignited, I can go for hours. You have been warned!

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.

Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.

Nice green shirt. I bet you are magically delicious.

Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons, Green Clovers, Blue Diamonds, Purple Horseshoes, and Red Balloons!

Red hair is the most gorgeous thing in the world.

Roses are red
Lillies are white.
We'd make a great couple,
You know that I'm right.

Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?

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eh. (btw, not british. auto correct.)