The city bank had been surrounded by many police cars. From each car, 10 police men were getting out of it aiming a gun towards the bank windows. Edgar takes from the car a megaphone and starts speaking through it.
'This is the police officer Edgar Vineyard. You are surrounded. Just come out and put your guns behind your back and let your hands on the ground.'
No reply from the other side. Everyone looked worried. In the end a voice comes out of the building.
'Our requests are a helicopter, donuts, lots of money, a bag of cheese and...'
'Oh Oh I want an alien.' Said another one.
'Quiet Mr. Enchanter. You heard him. Bring us an alien.'
' We will consider on your offer.' Shouted Edgar and turns to his crew. ' You heard him. Bring them what they want.'
'But sir where would we find the alien?' Asked another police man.
Edgar looked thoughtful at him and in the end he said he knows the right person.
***
Few hours later Edgar comes back. Seeing everyone roasting beef on their car engine, the police officer never felt so proud of them.
'So how's it going?' He asked and took a slice of fried beef meat.
'Silenced, sir!'
'Good!'
Edgar takes again the megaphone and talks again through it.
'We had managed to gather you the donuts, bag of cheese and alien. Just wait for your money and helicopter.'
From the police officer's car comes out a nun all dressed in blue and white. She walks slowly into the bank until she manages to enter.
'Who is she, sir?'
'Our best agent.' said Edgar proudly.
***
In the bank The Enchanter was amazed of seeing the nun entering.
'Hello. Can you understand me?'
'¥¢##$#$@##@#_°π€¥¢^¥&###@.'
The Enchanter was amazed while the others were stupefied by this appearance.
'My. Name. Is. Robert. Welcome. On. Earth.' He tried to talk with her.
'$#&^€^£^^¶∆¥×€='÷'
'No way! Get out of here,girl!'
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BANG! Bank robbery
HumorWhat is the connection between some amator bank robbers, a stupid police officer and an intergalactic nun? Set in a modern bank from our days, this comedy will cheer up your day.
