Toilet Paper...

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  • Dedicated to Brayden B
                                    

So this was for a friend. We were both pretty bored and sitting at the superstore, so I guess this is what happened... Sorry.

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Best for bear bottoms, that's what they said,

But what about me? I was misled.

I hate what you say, that it's soft, but it sucks.

You have red coloured bears, not worth even a few bucks

Toilet paper, grand size, comfort for all,

Purchase for seventeen, ninty-nine, walmart, superstore or the mall.

Yet, don't settle for Softie, or Premium Plus, instead get the best,

Know you're family is safe from the danger gives you rest. 

With Charmin, your children are well protected,

Don't let fancy brands & comercials alow you to be redirected. 

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