Jack pineapple was having a rough day. He was just trying to cuddle with his boyfriends, crutchie pineapple and Davey the lamp, but jack pineapple and crutchie pineapple were too pointy, and Davey the lamp was rather cold, since he was made of metal. All of a sudden, his bad day got worse when crutchie pineapple fell out of the tree. Jack pineapple was too in shock to bother to try helping his disabled friend. Jack pineapple could have tried to help, but he didn't feel like it. Jack pineapple was really kind of an ass. Davey the lamp was rather bright, so he quickly called the other pineapple friends. Race pineapple grabbed onto Davey the lamp' s handle, Romeo pineapple grabbed onto Race pineapple's leaf, and the pineapple friends all formed a chain, until Albert pineapple could finally reach crutchie pineapple, and they all pulled him to safety. They all wanted to give crutchie pineapple a hug, but pinepples don't have arms. However, Davey the lamp affectionately cuddled him with his lamp neck. The pineapple friends all had to settle for a friendly leaf poke instead. Crutchie pineapple felt very important and loved. Jack pineapple angstily sat in the corner. The end.
