Jack pineapple had just woke up from a great dream. It was the same one he always had- relaxing in the tree five blocks north by the mailbox. He had never actually seen the tree, but he was pretty sure it existed, and he knew it must be great. Crutchie pineapple woke up next to him, and yawned adorably. Jack pineapple woke up Davey the lamp, who stretched his lamp neck, and switched his lightbulb on. The light was somewhat distracting, and kind of unnecessary, but everyone liked it because it made Davey the lamp happy. JoJo pineapple was the last to wake up of all the pineapple friends.
"Where's Jack pineapple?" JoJo pineapple asked. The other pineapple friends looked over to the spot Jack pineapple had been sitting, only to realize he wasn't there.
"If he fell out of the tree, no one better help him," Henry pineapple said.They all looked down, and saw that Jack pineapple hadn't fallen out if the tree; he was slowly climbing down it. He was going to see the tree five blocks north by the mailbox.
The other pineapple friends sighed, and hopped down the tree. Jack pineapple had just reached the bottom of the tree, and was surrounded by a circle of his pineapple friends.
"Listen, Jack pineapple" crutchie pineapple started. "None of us has even seen the tree, we don't even know if it's real."
"But if it's fake, why do i feel it in my heart?" Jack pineapple protested.
"This is insane, Jack pineapple. Wht would you even want to leave me and Davey the lamp?" Crutchie pineapple asked.
"Well, alright." Jack pineapple said. "It would be crazy to visit a random tree for no reason. What kind of a psychopath does that, anyway?"
"Exactly" Davey the lamp said, and they all had an awkward group huddle, since they still couldn't hug, being a group of pineapples and a lamp. After the huddle, they all climbed up the tree in a long chain, and relaxed knowing that Jack pineapple was no longer insane. The end.
