So it all started when Curtis Vaderwal moved in next door.
Bitch I could not sleep at night, that asshole (Curtis) knocked on my door at 4 a.m and handed me a condom that looked like it had cocaine in it, and he just winked at me what a lil bitch
"Margo get your horse ass up and get to school" my mum told me
"Bitch go to school and see how fucked up it is" I yelled back "Try me bitch" My mom came in with loaded gun. I backed the fuck up"Fine"
*time skipped to school ain't nobody got time for that*
I was walking with my friends Jeremy and Oscar
"Soooo Jeremy want to fuck tonight?" Oscar said to Jeremy not knowing I heard what he said, I stopped for a moment and just had a poker face
*ring bitch ring!* the bell rang "well then, I will be heading to class now" I said
While I was walking to class and thinking about how girls masturbate someone bumped into me "hey watch it ass hair"
You said and looked up to be no other than Curtis Vaderwal (wtf is that name tho) "oh hey baby girl" Curtis said with a duck face.
I just standed there with a blank on my fat face. "So um I was wandering if you would care to join me in catching butterflies tomorrow. 'Butterflies? BUTTERFLIES! Are you serious wtf are we 7? (Don't answer that)' "uh sure but on one condition you shave your pubes this time, last time we were catching butterflies and well you know what happend"
*FLASHBACK BAITCH*
Curtis: "Wooo ya this is fun"
Margo: "hahahaha *snorts* yeah"
Curtis: "AYE WATCH THE PANTS"
Margo: "sorry the butterflies are desperate for those jeans to come off ;)"
Margo trips over and 'accidentally' pulls Curtis's pants off
Margo: "ew wtf you should shave that sometime"
*END OF FLASHBACK YAS*
"IDVINWGSISN yeah don't put that image in my head you whore" Curtis said. "Sorry" I said not caring at all
WOOO THIS IS MY FIRST BOOK. I WAS JUST BORED AND FELT LIKE MAKING A BOOK.
