After class was over the first person I walked over to wa Oscar and Jeremy.
"Hey my fat furry friends, Oscar I was wondering if you could go with me and Jacob saggytits to the woods?" I kinda fiddled with my slutty pink skirt
"Sorry can't, didn't you hear? Me and Jeremy are dating now." Oscar blabbers out and spits everywhere like god damn.
Jeremy speaks up so fast I think half of my braincells died. "Yoo we should have a date in the woods, it would be spooky and exciting. Please please please!" Jeremy is practically begging on his skinny knees.
Oscar finally agrees to. So great two porn stars are going with me. Ejay might as well come too. All of a sudden Ejay pops behind me, scaring the tampon out of my vagina and says he's already going to be in the woods so he will meet up with us there. I facepalm myself and agree for everyone to go.
