Get ready yo skinny tit gurl is back and ready to s u c c 🅱ick
I was thinking about what Jacob saggytits said to me about inviting a friend, I mean all my friends probably should be in a mental hospital, one has a donald trump fetish and the other is just a pervert, I could invite Ejay but I would probably find him fucking a deer. Oh! I got it! I will invite Curtis, he seems; decent, no wait I take that back.
My thoughts (heh thots) interrupted by Curtis walking up to me with text books in his hand.
"Hey thotty tater totty, I was wondering if you would like to hang out sometime" Curtis coughed up.
Funny.
"Actually, Jacob saggytits invited me to the woods, and asked me if I could bring a friend....so I was wondering if you would like to come with me" I said as I was interrupted by thought of thinking about how girls masturbate, I mean its obvious now that its totally unfair, boys are likely to orgasm than girls during straight sex but girls have a higher chance during lesbian sex, everyone should become lesbians. Its like being a faggot and a lesbian the fagians will take over the damn world.
Curtis kinda looked hurt but I couldn't care less. I walk away and yell out
"See ya later you albino frog!"
I head to my next class which is with Tucker...ohhh my favourite!
"Hey you poor excuse of a fat fuck, did you get the homework done?" Tucker says while she sucks on her jizz flavored lollipop
"No you STD infested, bleach faced, dollat general fake tits hoe." Then we look different directions.
Oh shit I should invite Oscar with me.
