Literally who gave me any right to bring dead memes back to life? Im not jesus himself.
So I was walking with Jeremy, Oscar, and Ejay. Bouta meet up with these fat fucking skinny tiny weenies (jacob and curtis). All of a sudden I hear ejay start mumbling something.
"Yes my fellow deers come towards me, for thy i will grant you pleasure."
All of a sudden Jeremy screams "aw fuck nah this beastiality nigga bout to fuck bambi"
Oscar slaps Jeremy " oh sugar youre an absolute simpleton."
I hear a noise and I tell everyone to shut the fuck up holding everyone at gun point. We start to hear noises.
"Whos there? I swear to god, I will take out this bloody fucking tampon and shove it up your nose." I go off
All of a sudden Curtis and Jacob jump out scaring the absolute holocaust jokes out of my system, making me pull the trigger and accidentally shooting a deer.
"Aw shit look what you did! I was gonna fuck that deer." Ejay screams,
"Ha see i told you hes gonna fuck bambi" Jeremy chimes,
"Hahhaah we got yall good." The sagged tit laughed.
And all of a sudden shit goes quiet and i look to my left and see a blonde retard in a alien hat recording a dead person hanging from a tree in the woods.
Then i look in front of me to see a deer speak and say "oh shit"
I dont think i got any funnier i think i just got more fucked up. Anyway i posted twice this year can i get a shot of alcohol?
