Grab your popcorn and dildos and get ready to cringe :p
Margo pov (omg its always her pov)
I woke up after all the embarrassment to see a note on the blanket that was on me. "Who was that titty boi?" I said out loud "Ejay" Curtis said. Ejay? Ejay!?! "Who da fork is Ebay and why was he spying on us?" I said
"His name is Ejay and he wasnt spying dumb fuck! I invited him" Curtis said
"Fuck you I'm out of here bitch" I said as I was walking away
*time skipped to night time :p*
I was now lost in the woods...at night. Oh fuck me! This is how you die, I mean it wouldn't be that bad if I died.
*noise* "w-whos there?!" I said *noise* "I have a belt and I'm not afraid to hang myself" I said. All of a sudden I heard a chainsaw, I looked behind me to see no other than a killer clown. OH HELL NAH!
"Fuck you! Fuck me! Eat mah shit! Smell my pussy! I'm out of here motherfuckers!" I said to the clown. He just started laughing like a physco and started running after me.
"Oh hell nah bitch" I said. It was no use i was cornered.
"WAIT!? If your going to rape me, kill me or whatever please take care of potato for me....hes sensitive to new people" I said and taking a potato out of my bra. The killer clown just stood there with a confused look on his ugly ass face.
All of a sudden I heard a car horn. It was Jacob saggytits! My hero❤😍
"GET THE FUCK IN" jacob yelled, so I ran in the car. He drove off and asked "is potato ok?" I pulled potato out of my bra and said "hes fine" *sigh of relief* " thank the potato gods" jacob said.
*30 mins later*
"ughh I'm bored! Are we almost there yet?!" I asked "No! Be patient Jesus furking christ" Jacob said. "Well atleast turn on music" I said.
"Gladly" he said with a evil grin. All of a sudden I hear the song sweatshirt come on. OMG THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG OF HIS! So I singed along to it until we got home
Damn my fingers hurt now
Peace out potato gods
