"Hello? I'm here to get ice cream!" The people were quick to shush me.
"Grumpy hoes."
I find my beautiful icecream tub and run over it knocking a kids ice cream cone but not caring. The kid was chubby, I just helped him with a diet.
I went to the register and payed for it. Oh my gosh, this heavenly beautiful hot icecream I can marry this company.
"Aye, lemme get yo number,"
"What the fu-"
"My number is 1-800-choke-that-hoe."
I run away. I'm an idiotic person, I know. Okay well, time to go ho-
BANG, BANG!
Oh my gosh, gunshots. Holy-sweet-mother-of-jesus-and-jesus-of-macaroni.
I hear voices. "Get down!"
Thud, thud, thud.
Oh my gosh, footsteps coming near me. Should I run? Should I hide? Nope, too late.
I feel my Ben and Jerry's out of my hand. Hell no to the bro.
Whenever my Ben and Jerry's is gone, I kill people. Well, except my brother because he's my brother.
Well, so next thing I did was smack the unknown mans weenie.
"Fuck! Somebody get that bitch!"
"Bye hoe," I try to make a run for it. Keyword: Try.
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Indebted To Him
RomanceWeird isn't even able to describe Ava Martin. An eighteen year old girl obsessed with cats and Ben and Jerry's. She tries to move on from her dark past. Everything changes when she decides to buy another tub of ice cream and ends up getting kidnappe...
