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Ted said with complete confidence. No one spoke--they were in shock. He loved the attention that everyone was giving him. He smiled a bit, that smile hiding the fact that he was a despicable man. The Zodiac Killer. He received a standing ovation and he exited the stage. He loved the fact that he was adored by many.
Ted Cruz 2020.
As he walked back stage, a spider got caught on his suit sleeve. Scared, he swiped at his arm and screamed at a dog whistle pitch. The spider, who was still alive, yelled out at Ted.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!"
Startled, Ted stopped and stared at his sleeve. He saw the spider glaring at him.
"I'm sorry. You are?" Ted said, pitifully.
"I am the one and only Spiderus, and I expect respect."
Ted stared longingly at the creature. He thought that it was the most beautiful arachnid that he's ever seen.
"I'm sorry for the inconvenience, Mr. Spiderus. May I say, you are an extremely handsome spider." Said Ted.
Spiderus blushed. "Well thank you, human."
Ted smiled. "Please, call me Ted."
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Ted Cruz x Mr. Spiderus
FanfictionAn unexpected love forms between these two creatures. The only time in history that a spider and a human get together and form something beautiful. Update 22 September 2018: Holy shit y'all, over a 1000 people saw this story. I'm taken aback at th...
