Why does everything have to be complicated?
Why must one suffer a fate like this??
Was I born just to die?
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I hummed out. "Are we there yet, Arisu-san?"
"You've been asking the same question, Bosu...
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Eheheheh I forgot that I own this story and the Main Characters (specifically Yumi and Miharu). The rest of the characters and story belongs to Hideaki Sorachi...
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Narrators PoV
Yumi, who is now under the guidance of the strongest alien hunter, is now creating havoc.
"Oii!!! Yumi don't touch that! That one als-"
"Huh? Why did you stop tal- Oh I see 😈😈." Then she threw the thing away as far as her Yato strength could take.
"GOODNESS GRACIOUS NOT MY GIFT FOR KOUKA!!!"
Quite amusingly, while running, like a baseball game, he caught the gift with grace. It was a comical act per say especially when his feet got entangled with a chord, and he face planted on the cold, hard unforgiving floor.
Said girl is laughing her ass off, purple hair ruffled in disarray while on the floor. Her sister is in the same position as her, giggling.
You see after she just finished her training with Umibozu, she decided to mess with his belongings inside the office.
When you look at her form, you can see that there's a lot of injuries; A band aid stained with blood, a black eye which was on her left eye, scratches, patches on below her knee and bandages decorated her body. It mostly on her head, hands and legs. It's harsh training for a child like her.
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"Neh neh Mishter, who ish Kouwka?? Ish she a fwiend?" Little Koharu asked, poking the man on the floor who is still recovering.
"Kouka is my wife, my life and everything. She is staying in Rakuyo along with my children." He stated with heart shaped eyes.
"Awre we gowing to vwisit them?? I wanna pway with them!! Can we, can we???!!" The child jumped from her seat and went to tug on Umibozu's pants excitedly.
"Alright, alright. Since it's my time of vacation this month, you can stay there for a while."
"YEHEY!! I'M GONNA MWEET SHOMEWONE NEW!" She said giddily jumping around Umibozu.
"I can't wait to see my family." He smiled softly, remembering the disastrous and memorable memories.
The most memorable one was the time wherein Kouka threw knives at him and his son. He almost got hit if weren't for the child that smack his head, and clinging behind to his neck like death is staring at his face (which is true). His happy daydreaming was cut off there.
