The romance fic of the one sided love that Jimin holds for his Jungkookie.
This fic is a joke, please do not take it any seriously. Please. (Well the first 4 chapters are jokes, the rest gets pretty serious)
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Damn. Ever since dat boi Jungle Book hit puberty, Hyung Jimin had been drooling and looking at dem tones af muscles of his. 😣😣💦💦
"DAAAAMNNNNN, JINGLEBOOK, HOW BOUT DAT." Cried Jimin as he tried to kiss the bootiful lips of the god known as Jingkook.
They were working out together, but tbh Jimin just wanted to see Jungcook shirtless. #Jimin Exposed. Jiminho drooled over the sight of sweat dripping off of Jungcookie's sweet pecs 👅👅.
As Jimin went into the locker room to take a shower and change, Jimin was bléssed with the ho(e)liest of all sights, the Jungcock. Jimin couldn't resist himself, he had no choice but to touch the Jungcock and be bléssed with the ho(e)ly powers of it. 🍆💦
Jongkook, was Jungshook. He did not concent to the touching of the Jungcock. But for some reason, the boi Junglebook seemed to liek it.
Jimhin took a step forward to face him and touch his mussels. Hyung J-Hoe Hoe Hoe, was just in the corner jackin it and they all exploded.
After they axploded, J-Pope developed aids and Hep C and was dying on a binch.
In his dying words, J-Nope said, "Fuck y'all gai bois, I'll go to homo heaven with Sugar". As he was dying, J-Dope managed to bring out a shotgun and blasted Sugar's brains out with his magical bullets that had ebola on them. J-Hoe and Sugar managed to get to Homo heaven and lived a happy gay life together.
Back to Jungle Shook, He managed to get out of the trance that is Jimin's tiny hands and pushes him away.
"BOI, IM BOUT TO DABB MY AREOLAS INTO YO ASSHOE", Jinglecook says. Junglebook tries to punch him in the arse, but accidentally misses and double fists J-Hoe and Sewer's sweet asses.
In gay boi heaven as Sunday and J-Hoe were making out, they felt the fist that Jumin's smol hand shoved up in them. They both fell down holding each other's hands in a petal puszishun.
Jimkin got down on one knee and said, "Junglecock, you gay bitch, will you marry me and my smol hands with your swol muscles?"
The Jungkock started crying and said, "YES, YOU GAY FUCK, I WILL MARRY YOUR HOMO ASS".
