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Macey: How long was Rapunzel's pubic hair?
Dallas: Oh my lord
Johnny: Do Disney princesses even have pubic hair?
Steve: I did NOT need to see this at 4 AM
Macey: ANSWER MY QUESTION
Dallas: Disney princesses do not have pubic hair Macey
Soda: Yeah they do!!
Autumn: Macey, it's four in the morning. Go to sleep.
Macey: But I have life threatening questions.
Dallas: Ask away.
Macey: Do man nipples ever get upset because they realize they're just for decoration? Do cop cars ever wonder if they're black on white or white on black? Is all yogurt in Greece, Greek yogurt? If all animals are naked, does that make zookeepers perverts? Are guys scared of the word choppiness? It says chop penis. If plants release oxygen, are we breathing in tree farts? Do dark chocolate and milk chocolate ever get jealous of hot chocolate because she's hot? What does M&M even stand for? Can I hold more gas than a car? Is China really made in China?
Autumn: That got deep
Johnny: My brain hurts
Steve: What brain
Dallas: OH HELL NO
Darry: Dally stop being gay
Macey: I HAVE SOMETHINGG TO SAY
Soda: What is it?
Macey: all fish in Sweden are Swedish fish. There are more buttcheeks in the world than people. Coffee shops are gas stations for people. If you're in last place, you're in first place but in the opposite direction. Palm trees are beach pubes. The best part of the week is called the week.. End. If you tell someone to shut up that makes you a hypocrite.
Ponyboy: Can we all agree that Macey spends too much time thinking?
Autumn: I go to school with her. I would know this.
Dallas: What's school
Johnny: Now we know why they're perfect for each other. Macey spends too much time thinking and Dallas doesn't know what thinking is.
Darry: Can we all go back to sleep now?
Steve: Fun sponge....

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