Dallas: Why does life hate me
Johnny: what's wrong?
Dallas: Life hates me, didn't ya hear?
Ponyboy: Someone's in a bad mood this morning
Macey: And it's not me.. Yay!
Autumn: Maybe it is you..
Dallas: Guys
Macey: Hey, I can't wake up on the wrong side of the bed anymore.. I sleep on the floor!
Johnny: there's a mattress and that's considered a bed.
Dallas: gUYS
Autumn: Johnny you're an idiot
Johnny: But I'm you're idiot
Autumn: And I love my idiot 😘😘
Dallas: IM GAY
Darry: what?
Macey: I DONT HAVE A DICK
Dallas: There now I got your attention
Soda: So you're not gay?
Steve: Hah! Y'all owe me 20 bucks!!
Two-bit: But I'm broke...
Dallas: I ACTUALLY HAVE A PROBLEM HERE
Macey: what is it?
Dallas: Can guys have periods?
Autumn: Oh god. Here we go again Macey.
Johnny: What's a period?
Macey: I KNOW!!!
Macey: Having your period is like you're all happy and stuff one minute and then your stomach starts cramping. You take some medicine and go to sleep then the next morning you wake up and everything's fine until you have to piss and it's like SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER YOURE UTERUS IS BLEEDING EVERYWHERE.
Autumn: I could've said that in a more civilized way.
Dallas: Ok good. So you need a vagina to have a period?
Macey: Your menstrual cycle is not something to joke about, Dallas Tucker Winston.
Johnny: I'm glad I'm not a girl.
Autumn: Good, you can't put a tampon in your dick anyway.
Steve: DONT TRY IT.
Soda: How do you know..
Darry: Let's just say Dallas over here dared Steve to use a tampon so he didn't piss everywhere on the roller coasters...
Steve: It hurt like a motherfucker.
Macey: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!! TAMPINS IN THE HOUSE!
Dallas: and I wonder why I love you....
Soda: You don't love her, I do.
Macey: Ah shit.
Autumn: STEVIEBOY
Ponyboy: What...
Steve: Are we gonna ignore the fact that Dallas questioned if he was on his period or not?
Two-bit: And that he's gay?
Macey: and that I called tampons tampins...
Autumn: Can we just go to sleep now?
Dallas: OH HELL NO YOU SON OF A BITCHNUGGET MACEY IS MY GIRL NOT YOURS. YOU HAVE SANDY TO GO LOVE AND STUFF BUT NOT MACEY. BACK OFF MOUNTAIN DEW.
Johnny: the beast has been awoken.
Soda: Can't say much when she's sitting on my bed huh Dally.
Darry: in 5
Steve: 4
Macey: 3
Johnny: 2
Autumn: What's the countdown for?
Two-bit: 1
Dallas: YOU BITCHASS CUNT I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA KILL YOUR ASS PRETTY BOY. YOU BETTER LOOK OUT CAUSE I GOT A GUN AND I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP SODAPOP PATRICK CURTIS.
Darry: You better run
Soda: Already on it.
