Lance started private chat:
Lance >>> Hunk
Lance: Hunk I need help
Hunk: What is it?
Lance: On the car ride back from picking up Keith he kept pouting and it was adorable
Hunk: you are so gay
Lance: I'm bi you triangle
Hunk: still gay
[Hunk changed Lance's name to gay for Keith]
gay for Keith: Fuck you
[gay for Keith changed their own name to gorgeous]
gorgeous: This is much more accurate.
Hunk: Sure buddy, sure.
[It begins]
Keith: why couldn't i have just gotten the tampons on my own jeez
gorgeous: Because you were speeding like an idiot
Keith: fuck you i was asking shiro
Shiro: Because, Keith, It's very dangerous. You could have gotten hurt.
Keith: i was being careful
Shiro: It doesn't matter if you're careful. It matters if everyone around you is as well.
Keith: fine just drop it
Pidge: Here we can see the wild thicc anger getting lectured by the wild father
Keith: im drop kicking myself into the sun
gorgeous: Woah Keith calm the fuck down
Keith: no
[Pidge changed Keith's nickname to sneef]
sneef: nobody else will understand this pidge
Pidge: That's the point U w U
gorgeous: I'm too scared to ask
Shiro: Agreed.
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this is a disaster lmao
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