Deadpool x Reader (Funny Fanfic)

The Psychopath In Red Spandex

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Y/N- *Looks at Stranger* I'm SUPPOSED To wait for my friend!!
Stranger- *Growls and jumps in the front seat, putting his hands on the Petals* YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DRIVE! * All the blood was rushing to his head*
    Y/N was steering in all sort of directions, trying to get the car straight. The sirens were getting quieter as you drove father away from them.
"Geez Mister, This has probably been one of the craziest days of my life.."
"Wellll..y'know what, this is normal for me." The red Weirdo still pointing the gun up at Y/N.
" You're telling me, that it's normal for you to Steal people's cars and make them drive away from cops?" Things were starting to settle a bit.
"Pretty Much. The names Deadpool."
Y/N Stared at This so called, "Deadpool"
"That's your name?" Y/N said sarcastically.
"Yea, I came up with it looking at a sign."
"A sign, Really?" Still sounding sarcastic.
"Yes a sign. You bet on if someone dies-"
"DIES?!" Y/N swerved the car a little.
"HEY.." Deadpool paused.
"Watch where your going." He said softly.
"People call me a Merc with A Mouth. I can tell why." He explained.
Y/N chuckled, "I'm in a car with a Murderer." Y/N pulled into the apartment driveway.
"Please, Get going. I'm not going to get in trouble for being the Getaway driver. Do you need anything before you go?" Y/N asked.
"Um, Yes please." Deadpool grabbed the keys from Y/N's Hand and unlocked the door. Y/N looked surprised. He looked back at him/her.
"I've got to use your bathroom, I'll be gone as soon as I get out." He smiled and threw the keys on the kitchen counter.
"I really need you gone pretty soon!" Y/N shouted as Deadpool walked into the bathroom with a newspaper.
"Yea, Yea. That's great." He ignored slamming the door behind him.
"What went wrong with today.." Y/N said whispering. Y/N walked into his/her bedroom and sat down on a chair for Deadpool to get out. Y/N heard a ringing.
"THE PHONE!" He/She ran into the kitchen and grabbed the phone.
"Hello?"
"Where were you today?! You said you would be at the park waiting for me! I've been waiting for 25 minutes."
"I'm really sorry Claire. Today has been a Crazy-Ass-"
*CRACK*
Everything was silent. Deadpool threw a knife at the phone and broke it into a million pieces.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Y/N screamed.
"Don't ever talk about me, your gonna get me in trouble. There is a fine if I'm turned in. I'm not going to jail. Again. "
[Y'know, if you get caught, Spidy might have to come and break you out again."
"That's right, it's always good to have a back up plan." Deadpool murmured to himself.
"Who are you talking to?" Y/N asked.
"What?" Deadpool turned his head.
"What." Y/N said after that.
"Why do you wear a mask?" Y/N asked Deadpool.
"Hey, that shit's personal." Deadpool pointing at Y/N.
"I might have to chill out here for a while. Kay? Kay." Deadpool ran to the couch and laid down, turning on the T.V.
"What?! I never said-"
"Shhhhh. You're ruining the moment. Do you have any video Games?" Deadpool questioned.
"Yes but, -"
"Cool where are they. " Deadpool interrupted.
"Hold on, you've done enough today. You've done ALOT of stuff today that I do not appreciate you doing."
"That's what everyone says.." Deadpool looked at Y/N.

Lol
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