Deadpool x Reader (Funny Fanfic)

What Now?

Y/N was concerned for her/his own safety. They were pacing back and forth every now and then looking out the window. Deadpool was sitting on the couch eating a Little Debbie Cake that was stored away In The pantry, His mask was lifted up and he was as calm as a Cucumber. (Lol the first thing that comes to my mind).
"What's the problem, I had already told you that your fine as long as your in sight." Y/N sat down by Deadpool and looked him straight in the eye, then sighed.
"I don't know what to do..I'm scared out of my wits. There have been so many things I've wanted to do and see-" Deadpool interrupted Y/N.
"Then..Lets go have some fun.." Y/N was shocked. He/she didn't know what Deadpool meant. Did it mean go in the other room or go somewhere like the Movies. The room went silent.
Deadpool put his hand on his forehead. "Ugh, I mean. To take you somewhere..like shopping, movies, bar? Unless you want to~" Deadpool leaned in for a kiss, but you hesitated.
"No..thanks..Uhhh, there is a Carnival 5 miles south from here, maybe we can go there."  Y/N got up off the couch and walked to the door. Deadpool was a little upset, but was happy that he would get to spend time with her/him.
[You're gonna get was you want, I can already tell.]
"Maybe.." Deadpool said aloud, grabbing the keys and making his way to the car making sure Y/N was following.
"Maybe you should drive, I'll hide in the back seat until we get around the cops." Deadpool threw the keys to Y/N.
"Alright?"
25 minutes have already passed, then they had arrived. Y/N looked in the car view mirror at Deadpool asleep. He/she slapped Deadpool on the thigh.
"Wake up, Deadpool."
"That's sexual harassment.." He said sarcastically, opening his eyes. Y/N laughed.
They got out of the car, and he/she noticed that Deadpool still had his costume on and they needed to hide it somehow.
"You can keep the mask on, but I have an idea." Y/N opened the trunk of the car and rustled through a traveling bag.
"Here!" Y/N smiled.
"You expect me to wear that?" Y/N was holding up a Pink unicorn onesie. He/she had ordered it online and it was a little to big to fit.
"Well if we're going to have a good time we don't need you to get caught. Change in the back of the car, you'll figure it out somehow." Y/N handed Deadpool the onesie. Deadpool grumbled. "Fine." Deadpool jumped out of the car with it on.
"Well, I'm just glad that it's Friday night. People during Midnight Madness always wear crazy stuff, so I'll just fit right in!" Deadpool started to skip to the entrance of the Carnival.
"Wait Up!" Y/N shouting, following behind.
"Let's go on this one next!"
"That one looks really fun!"
"That was awesome!" They both had said these quotes over and over.
Deadpool ran over to a game that had a BB gun and a piece of paper that had a star right in the middle.
"If you can shoot the Star off of that paper, you can pick any prize up on this board!" The man standing behind the counter said. There were lots of giant stuffed animals and other prizes as well. Deadpool took his time, aimed and, fired. He closed his eyes, then slightly opened them hoping that he had gotten the star. He was starting to notice being around Y/N made him weak.
"Winner!! Pick a prize my Man!"
Deadpool turned around and nudged Y/N up to the counter to pick the prize his/herself.
"Really?!" Y/N squealed. Deadpool nodded.
"I'll have...That one!" Y/N had picked a giant stuffed unicorn to match Deadpool's onesie.
"We can share.." He/she put it in both of their arms so they could carry it together. Deadpool managed to get his hand around and hold Y/N's hand closely. Deadpool blushed under the mask and so did Y/N. He/she didn't mind holding hands. Deadpool made him/her feel nice. When they got home they went into the kitchen and sat down. Deadpool looked at Y/N, while he/she wrote down all what happened today.
"So? Did you have a good time?" Deadpool asked putting his head down on the table.
"I had a wonderful time, it was awesome!" Y/N said.
"I swear to fuck, you've used that word like a thousand times." Deadpool declared. Y/N laughed. Deadpool sighed, and stood up quickly.
"I need to confess." Deadpool walked over to Y/N, lifted up his mask and kissed him/her. Deadpool put his head down.
"It's been bugging me. I needed to tell you, but I didn't know how." Y/N looked at Deadpool, but was not surprised.
"I've had a thing too." Y/N kissed Deadpool again. Deadpool picked up Y/N a put her up against a wall.
"If you're gonna get what you want, First I need to get what I want." Y/N said putting their hand on Deadpool's chest.
"Take off the mask..."