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i'll take your order

Hyein

So, without saying my opinion about being all lovey dovey for the fans in order to get more money and a higher rank, he decided to go with that plan and here we are now, in the cafe where I signed that stupid letter. Today, we're testing out whether being a lovey dovey couple who has still not confessed their UNDYING love to the other would make fans give us more balloons.

"1,2,3. ANNEYEONGHASAYO!!! WE ARE SEOKHYE! " we greeted the fans and as always, a wave of comments flooded the chat box.

Honestly, this was super embarrassing to do in public. Literally, all heads turned to us when we did our loud greeting.

"So, as you guys know, Star cafe has released some new drinks and a new Burger and today, we will be reviewing them! " seokjin says with the fakest enthusiasm he has.
"We brought the drinks and the beautiful Burger already so..." We both clapped our hands and said in chorus: " Lets dig in! "

Oh golly! I have been DYING to try the 'Reese's Paradise' that I have been drooling over since it was released. Bitch my stomach is tired from the hunger games.

Reaching for the 'Reese's Paradise' that was right behind the computer, seokjin snatches it;fast.

The excited smile I once used to have flew away when seokjin took my love away. Without noticing my shook face and sad puppy eyes, he started to talk about the Reese's milkshake in his hand.

CHAT BOX

Chimchim: HYUNG LOOK AT YA GIRL she WANTED THAT MILKSHAKE WYD

JoyFULL: rip hyein 🙏

FoodyFeli: JIN GIVE YA GIRL SUM MILK MILK

FoodyFeli: OK not in the wrong way but u get it

Jin notices the comments and smirks as more comments flood with asking jin "WYD".

Boi, you already know what he bout do.

"aww, you wanted this? " jin shakes the cup in front of my poor desperate eyes. "you wanted this peanut butter and chocolate realness? You wanted to scoop out the little bits of the Reese's and crunch on literal heaven? You-"

"Oh, for fucks sake. stop sprouting shit." I took the cup from his yaoi hands and SUCC on the straw, anticipating for the goodness to fill my mouth.

"Well, as I have already tasted it I would give 'Reese's Paradise' a 11/10! It is rich in Reese's and it its truly a "Reese's Paradise" they may have added a little too many Reese's but hey its a paradise of Reese's. "

Holy shit. It really is a paradise full of Reese's. I think my mouth just orgasmed.

"Oh my god ! This is really good! " I exclaimed after swallowing the goodness. "Guys, if you really love Reese's then you got to try this. I'm serious its really good. "

The next drink was called "Summer Vibes." it was decorated with those cute umbrella decorations And it has a gradient colour of yellow and blue, the colour of the sand and the sea. It came with a sun and beach ball biscuit.

Seokjin picks the sun biscuit and makes a comment. "You know, you remind me of a sun."

"hmm? Why?"

"Because you bright up my world."

Suddenly, this Reese's Paradise tasted like fucking shit.

CHAT BOX

Narina2007: EW THATS SO CRINGY 😂😂

Momoland: unsubscribing

Momoland: jkjKJKJK

Sanario: same Hyein

However, the comments coming from the guys...

Kenkenken: YOOOOO BOI 💥💥💥

AGUSTD : LIT PICKUP LINE FAM

AlienV: BRO I JUST BLUSHED I SWEAR NO HOMO

Ok then......

"that's disgus-" I was about to reply back to seokjin but I remebered the stupid love thing we "agreed" on.

Going to actor mode, I made the most bashful face and hit his shoulder playfully. "Oh you!!! "

someone please save me. I don't want to do this anymore.

CHAT BOX

Momoland : SHEs embarrassed HOW DID U GET EMBARRAsed BY thAT

Momoland : kinda cute tho :')

KenKenKen: stop being so cute pls my poor heart can't take it.

!!Momoland has given you 200 balloons!!!

!!KenKenKen has given you 10 balloons!!

!!AGUSTD has given you 40 balloons!!

"thank you for the balloons!!! " seokjin thanked. Seeing the huge evil smile on his face made me feel bad for our audience who don't even know what we're (more of seokjin) planning to do.

But, one part of me felt so greedy for more money. and more fame. And obviously more food. We literally spent a whale on these drinks and burgers that cost more than what you have to pay at a luxurious hotel. it tasted so good that I just wanted to shove more food into my mouth and die feeling on cloud nine.

It kinda just makes you think about all those celebrity couples. Are they what we really thought as "couple goals" ? Or were they doing it towards gaining more fame, money and attention? No one except god knows What our true intentions are.

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A/n: a shorter chapter :/ sorry guys.