Just a compilation of things I have heard bad writers and beginning writers say. I found them all either funny or completely stupid, so I thought I would share them with you. These are all copied and pasted, and I edited none of it, save for removing a curseword.
"Sorry, but I'm not really the type of writer that seperates her dialogue."
"i don't capitalize things because i have a style not many understand."
"i write how i want thanks."
"I never freaking stole anyone's work! I just liked the idea SO I USED IT!!!"
"I didn't explain everything because I dindt think it was important also I didn't describe the minor characters because I wanted it left to the imagination."
Hope you enjoyed these as much as I did.
