A new hero is in town called Jack, wonder who is his secret identity
Just a cute, fluffy, and totally not angsty fanfic of Batjokes. (No there is no OC's involved with it)
All art I used are MINE.
Batman x Joker fanfic
A fanfic very based on The Leg...
I just realised this is going to be kinda connected to the Lego Movie? I'll try to explain some stuff you won't understand if you haven't watch it. (You should though, even though Batman is kinda dislikeable in that movie)
"Oh Haaarls" Joker greeted to his girl buddy who is building some kind of Joker Mobile, he noticed that she is reading an instruction.
"Yeah?.. Okay that lego brick is should be right there.." Harley answered then mumbled.
"What do you think is the most powerful ability to teleport"
"Flying?"
"Nope!"
"Healing?" Harley guessed again, although she didn't put any effort into guessing.
"What? That's kinda useless y'know" Joker replied
"Okay, you beat me I don't know what it is" she answered as she scrolled through the instruction book.
"Harls, there is a way building these legos, from your imagination"
"Puddin, please I'm busy helping you"
"What if I told you that there is a way to become a master builder!"
Harls looked at Joker shocked, "becoming a what?!"
"A master builder!"
Harley was so confused on where did he get that idea from "okay, Mistah J, you've already got henchman to do the building work for you, besides becoming one might take years to do!"
"Sugarplum, we are not talking about bombs and basic construction! We're talkin about GIANT ROBOTS, lego dragons, and even more!"
Harley still wasn't so sure about this it's still interesting "Well, I know it is fun to build those, but I think what we've gotten so far is enough"
"But Harls! Don't you want more than this?"
"Well ofcourse, but how do you become one?"
"Oh that's easy, all of the Justice League members are Master builders, we're just going to force one of them to talk" Joker then grinned and laughed evily, even though he didn't realize that it is adorable.
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It was night, Jack is waiting on a skyscraper rooftop, it's cold but not freezing, the wind blows through Jack's scarf, he looked at the beautiful City view from up the building the star is also shining, it's such a rare and peaceful night. He hopes that one day, he and Batsy would share this wonderful view.
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"Hey Jack!" Green Lantern greeted making Jack turned back to reality, Hal glide closer to Jack and landed on the cement floor.
"Hey there uhh- buddy old pal!" 'Joker' was getting nervous about this, but he kept his cool.
"So uh.. Why did you DM'd me on twitter to come to Gotham again?"
"Oh, nothing much, but I just wanna have a nice talk with you for a little, you are a master builder right?" Jack then grabbed 2 glass of Cola, and handed the other to Green Lantern.
"Care for a drink?" Jack smiled innocently under his scarf.
"Oh, yeah I am a master builder, everyone in the Justice league is, but you do realize I could be saving people right now?"
"I'm sorry if I accidentally wasted your time, but.." Jack patted Green Lantern on the back.
"I.. think you're a great hero!" the scarfed hero complimented.
"Wait what?" Hal was confused he never recieved such compliment from someone before.
"Infact, In my opinion you're a very underrated one! Superman really needs to appreciate you more sadly"
"R-really?" Green Lantern was flatered by his kind words.
"Yes! Really! Gosh, you're probably even better than Batman (even though he's not)"
Green Lantern was surprised yet he smiled to Jack "thanks man, I never gotten a compliment from an another hero before"
Jack keep complimenting Green Lantern, and basically keeping his own act cool.
"So a toast for us being friends?"
Green Lantern smiled at that idea.
"Cheers!" Jack and Green Lantern both clunked their glasses and drink their cola.
But after Hal drink the glass of Cola he felt something, he is becoming weaker every second, and his vision starts to get blurry. He then stumbled onto the ground smashing the glass that still filled with cola.
Jack gasped "oh no~ Green Lantern! What happened to youu!!" 'Joker' playfully act as he faked getting worried.
Jack pulled out his walkie talkie and spoke "girl buddy, Do you copy?"
"Yes puddin'?" she answered through the device.
"I've got Green lantern, haha this is much easier than I thought it would be" Jack grinned evily,
Harley bashed the door to enter the rooftop "where is he, puddin'?" she then looked at 'Joker' with the sleepy hero.
She then looked up the sky noticing something from above.
"Sugarplum? Look at the sky"
Joker then looked up at the view of Gothams cloudy night sky, and there he saw the Bat signal and also the Jack signal next to it.
"Crap, should I go being a hero?" 'Joker' asked "How long does the drug last?" he asked again.
"He should be sleeping for 8 hours probably enough time for you to do stuff" His buddy nodded agreeing and smiling to him.
