Tim: Alex would pick me if he was a woman.
Jay: He would not.
Tim: Oh really? Then who would he pick?
Jay: Me.
Tim: PFFT! IN YOUR DREAMS!
Alex: What's going on? *confused as fuck*
Tim: *grabs Alex's left arm* Mine!
Jay: *grabs Alex's right arm* Mine!
Alex: Seriously. What the hell did I miss? Why are you fighting over me?
Tim: Because you are the girl in the relationship.
Alex: Excuse me? What?
Jay: You are the girl. You do not wear the pants.
Alex: I'm so confused...
Tim & Jay: You. Are. The. Woman.
Alex: I am? Wait.... Why am I the woman?
Jay: You can't dominate anyone to save your life.
Tim: Agreed.
Brian: *watching them while eating popcorn* This is funny...
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HumorPure randomness. Nothing actually similar to MH. This is for comical purposes. No hate. I do not own MH characters (Alex, Jay, Tim, or Brian) or their actors/creators (Joseph, Troy, Tim, and Brian). Enjoy
