Jay: Hey Alex! Tim! Brian! Let's go on an egg hunt!
Alex: How about no, Jay?
Brian: Egg hunt!
Tim: *eating a chocolate bunny*
Jay: *steals the chocolate bunny* HAHAHA!
Tim: NO! GIVE IT BACK JAY! *chases Jay*
Jay: One step closer and I like the rabbit!
Tim: *doesn't move*
Brian: *tries to take the bunny* Shaaaarreeeeee!!
Jay: *licks the chocolate bunny*
Tim: NOOOOOOOOOO! YOU LICKED PETERRRRRRR!
Alex: It had a name? *poker face*
Jay: *puts bunny ears on Alex* Alex! You look cute now!
Alex: STFU JAY! >/////< *hides face*
Jay: But-
Tim: Jay is actually right. Those bunny ears do make you look cute and innocent. *perv look*
Alex: Don't look at me that way!
Brian: Is the little bunny scared?
Alex: No!
Jay: All of us are gonna take your virginity Alex.
Alex: *faints*
Tim: Maybe that was too much...
Jay: Just a tad bit....
Brian: *trying to figure out how to rape him without getting busted*
Tim: Uhh... Brian?
Jay: You still there buddy?
Alex: *wakes up and hides behind Jay and Tim*
Jay: What has you spooked?
Tim: Yea. It's not Halloween.
Alex: *points at Brian*
Brian: *still has a rape face*
Tim: Brian stop....
Jay: ...and go sit in the corner or no chocolate eggs.
Brian: *sits in the corner*
Jay: *holding alex* Shh... it'll be okay.
YOU ARE READING
Marble Hornets CRACK!
HumorPure randomness. Nothing actually similar to MH. This is for comical purposes. No hate. I do not own MH characters (Alex, Jay, Tim, or Brian) or their actors/creators (Joseph, Troy, Tim, and Brian). Enjoy
