A/N: Alexis is Jay and Alex's daughter.
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Alexis: Uncle Tim?
Tim: What? *smoking*
Alexis: Why do you smoke?
Tim: Stress. *takes pills*
Alexis: Uncle Tim?
Tim: Hm?
Alexis: Can I have some pills?
Tim: Mmm... maybe. Don't tell your parents 030 *slips ya some*
*30 minutes later*
Alexis: *hyped* UNCL3 T1M!?;!!???
Tim: Yes?
Alexis: C4N W3 G0 5H00T 50M3TH1NG!?!?!?
Tim: oOF--- I mEaN sureeee¿?
Alexis: *grabs gun*
Tim: LEZ GO
*magical time skip*
Alexis: W00000 C4N WE 5H00T TH3 F4C3L355 B45T4RD!?
Tim: p l e a s e
Alexis: L3T5 F1ND H1M!
Tim: ye
Alexis: *finds operator and shoots him*
Tim: Ooh
Alexis: *shoots him with endless bullets*
Tim: goD daMn
Alexis: 15 H3 D34D?
Tim: sure
Alexis: Y4Y
Tim: :'D
Alexis: Daddy will be proud?
Tim: Yes
YOU ARE READING
Marble Hornets CRACK!
HumorPure randomness. Nothing actually similar to MH. This is for comical purposes. No hate. I do not own MH characters (Alex, Jay, Tim, or Brian) or their actors/creators (Joseph, Troy, Tim, and Brian). Enjoy
