Alex: *typing stuff on a laptop*
Jay: *turns power off*
Tim: *has rope*
Brian: *has duct tape*
Jay: *has a chair*
Alex: Why is the power off? I can't see!
Brian: *knocks out Alex with chloroform*
Alex: *unconscious*
Tim: *ties Alex to the chair*
Brian: *tapes his mouth shut*
- 2 hours later -
Alex: *wakes up and starts freaking out*
Jay: This is so wrong.....but it feels so right... *smirk*
Tim: Poor Alex.... *smirks evilly*
Brian: He won't be able to walk after this chapter... *creepy smirk*
Alex: *whimpers*
Brian: Who goes first?
Tim: Me. And Alex?
Alex: *looks at Tim*
Tim: Call me daddy...
Jay: I don't think he has had sex yet.
Tim: He's a virgin too? This'll be fun.
(Use your imagination and comment what you think happened)
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Marble Hornets CRACK!
HumorPure randomness. Nothing actually similar to MH. This is for comical purposes. No hate. I do not own MH characters (Alex, Jay, Tim, or Brian) or their actors/creators (Joseph, Troy, Tim, and Brian). Enjoy
