6: The Attack Of The Taco

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Blades P.O.V

Next day

Me and the guys (ptv) were all sitting in the ptv bus. It was very awkward. "JJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAIIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!" I scream. "BBBBBBBLLLLLLLLAAAAAADDDDDEEEEEE!!" He mocks me. "Will you two shut the hell up?!" Tony says. "Dwaddy Twony is being a meanie pants!" I say to Vic. He's just staring off into space. "HELLO, VIC!" I yell in his face. Nothing.

"RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!" I scream for like twenty seconds. Nothing! What the hell?!

"What the fuck is wrong with him?" I whisper to Mike. He shrugs. I walk back over to him and start slapping him.

"WHAT THE FLYING CHEESECAKES?!" He screams. "Flying cheesecakes?" I laugh. "Why were you slapping me?" he asks. "I was talking to you, you zoned out, I yelled in your face, then I screamed for like twenty seconds, you wouldn't snap out of it so started slapping you.. Plus I was bored.." I shrug.

"I'm okay, what were you saying?" he asked. "I had said 'Dwaddy Twony is being a meanie pants!'." I answer. "Then I yelled 'HELLO VIC!' in your face, and when that didn't work I screamed. 'RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!'." I scream as they cover their ears.

"Wez be at the first venue!" Jaime yelled all of a sudden then runs outside. I decide to fake going all fan-girl. "OMIGOD!! Do you think Oliver Sykes will be here? 'Cause he so hawt!" I screech. "I'm gonna go kid-nap Kellin Quinn bye!" I run into the back then laugh. I get dressed in, Black ripped skinny jeans, and since it's Wednesday, my "On Wednesdays We Wear Black" shirt, and a pair of DCs. I grab my phone, and earplugs.

I go outside and walk around. I see all of the people seething up different sets. I blast 'Diamonds Aren't Forever' by Bring Me The Horizon.

"We will never sleep, 'cause sleep is for the weak And we will never rest till we are all fucking dead!" I scream when I get to a empty field.

I don't notice the two people standing behind me. "We will never sleep, 'cause sleep is for the weak And we will never rest till we are all fucking dead!" I scream again and repeat the six times. I turn around and scream. Oliver Sykes, Austin Carlile and Andy standing are in front of me. "Hey babe! You didn't tell me that you could scream!" Andy says. "You didn't ask." I reply.

"This is Oli, and Austin, but I'm guessin' that you know that." Andy introduces me. "I'm Blade, Vic's daughter, Ben's sister, Andy's girlfriend, and CC's bestfriend.." I laugh and they look confused. "I was kidnapped when I was little, so I'm technically Ben's sister, Vic adopted me, I'm CC's bestfriend, and Andy's girlfriend." I explain. They still look confused. "Oh, and everyone is scared of me.." I add on. "Why?" Oli asks. "Well if you wake me up I attack you, if you insult batman I attack you, and when I first met Danny I had a knife to his neck.. Literally, and there may be other attacks.. I have a little bit of an anger problem, trust problems, and anxiety.. Oh and I don't trust men.. But I'd probably trust you because you've saved my life so I know you wouldn't do anything! Well I think... probably not.. okay I'm gonna shut up now" I say.

***10 minutes later***

I just explained my life story again. Jeez how many times am I gonna have to repeat this story?!

'REPENT! REPENT! THE END IS NIGH! REPENT! REPENT! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! REPENT! REPENT! THESE SECRETS WILL KILL US SO GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY FOR.. REPENT! REPENT! THE END IS NIGH! REPENT! REPENT! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! REPENT! REPENT! THESE SECRETS WILL KILL US SO GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS!' My phone started ringing. I picked it up not bothering to see who it is.

"I'm satan bitch!" I scream into the phone. "Is Andy with you?" This is obviously Jinxx.. "Possibly." I answer. "If he is then tell him that we're on in a hour!" he says. "Okay, bye grumpy pants!" I say.

"Jinxx says to tell you, that you are on in a hour." I say. "Shit! Bye guys! Blade c'mon!" he grabs my hand and pulls me to his bus.

***50 Minutes later***

"God! Andy! You take longer then me to get ready!" I yell. He's been getting ready for fifty minutes! "Okay, okay! I'm do-ooooo-one now!" he comes out. "Finally!" I say and drag him to his set.

When we get there, the guys go on the stage. They played; All Your Hate, Children Surrender, Never Give In, Knifes and Pens, Perfect Weapon, Heaven's Calling, Fallen Angels, Die For You, Love Isn't Always Fair, Savior, Set The World On Fire, Youth And Whiskey, Days Are Numbered, I Am Bulletproof, In The End, Lost It All, and New Year's Day.

"Guys this is the last song!" Andy yells. The crowd boos. "I'd like to dedicate this song to my beautiful girlfriend, babe come out here!" He yells. I walk out. "This is Blade!" He says into the mic. I wave. "Hi, did you know that he takes longer then me to get ready?" I say and everyone laughs. I get off the stage as they start playing Rebel Love Song.

They run off stage and try to give me hugs. When Andy tries to kiss me I draw the line. "Hell no! You want a kiss you, take a shower!" I say. "REJECTED!" CC screams. "Buuuuuuttttttttt baaaaabbbbbyyyyyyyyy!" he whined. "Nope!" I run back to the ptv bus.

'VICTOR FUENTES!" I yell. Nothing! I look around. 'Dear Blade, we went to play our set, if you wanna watch us we playin at main stage bitch! -J, T, M, and V=)' They wrote on the fridge. Mkay then. I went into the back and saw a taco costume. Why the fuck do they have a fucking taco costume?

I put on the costume, put my hair back, and put on a fake mustache. I grab a giant loaf of bread. Ya know the ones that are for subs? Yeah I giant one of those.

I run to the main stage. When I get there I run on the stage and start smacking Vic with the bread. "WHEEL CHAIR!" I scream in a fake Mexican accent but it sounds like; WE SHARE!

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Vic screams as Tony records, Jaime laughs with the audience, and Mike yells; "SECURITY!" "NO I SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!" I scream, still in my fake accent and Mike says never mind noticing that it's me.

I stop. "DADDY!" I scream and hug Vic. "What the hell Blade?" he asks. "I was bored.." I shrug and turn to look at the audience. "I'm satan bitch!" I yelled into the mic. everyone laughed. "This is Blade.. I adopted her.." Vic says. I waved then ran off the stage.

I run back onto the bus..

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