13: The Beach

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1 month later

Blade's P.O.V

It's half way through warped. In the last month Lexi and I became best friends. Andy proposed. Nah I'm just kidding! Haha I bet ya thought I was telling the truth! Haha no, I was just kidding. Anyways, Vic got a girlfriend, her name is Storm and she's not a bitch, so yay! She's coming on the rest of the tour with us. She's 27, likes blue, isn't dating Vic for money, likes Spider-Man *gags*, loves pizza, she's a little perverted, likes good music, she has purple hair that fades into blue, snake bites, and her septum pierced. Oh, and she can scream! She's awesome! She's my other best friend.

"BLADE, GET YOUR ASS DRESSED!" That would be Tony. "AYE AYE CAPTAIN!" I fake saluted and walked to the bunk aisle. I decided to dress in all bvb; bvb tank, bvb leggings, bvb converse, bvb bracelets, bvb star necklace, bvb beanie, bvb lanyard, and I put on my bvb phone case.

I walked out and everyone but Vic, and Storm were there. "What the fuck?! It looks like Black Veil Brides threw up on you!" Vic and Storm walked in. Storm had said that. "Says the girl in all Pierce The Veil!" she's wearing the exact same thing as me except in ptv.

"In goin' to Lexi's!" I say and walk to fir's bus. I knocked on it. "Bitch! Get your fuckin' slutty ass in here!" Lexi opened the door. "Gurl I will fuckin' cut you!" ghetto voice! We looked at each other and started laughing. I walked on the bus. "Why are ya wearing all bvb?" Ronnie asked once I got on. "Why aren't you?" I ask while looking at him. "Uhhh.. Ima go over.. and.. uh.. ummm.. wash my hair?" he walked to the back.

"So where the hell are we?" I ask. "Virginia beach, off day." Lexi answered. "LET'S GO TO THE BEACH!" I yell and run out. "I'll be at your bus in thirty!" Lexi yells after me. I run onto the ptv bus. "WE'RE GOIN TO THE BEACH BITCHES!" I scream and run to the back. I put on my bikini, with shorts, and my 'Who Da Fuq Cares?' tank. I grabbed my sunglasses, then ran back to the living room. "Can we come?" Jaime asks. I pull out and text Lexi.

To: MahBitch

'The guys wanna no if they can come'

From: MahBitch

'Suuuur c if bvb, aa, bmth, and om&m wanna com 2'

"Sure." I say.

***20 minutes later***

Everyone but Andy, Ashley, Ben, Oli, and Austin were on dates, Austin didn't want to come though. Ashley is only coming so he can check out girls, so it's gonna be like he's not there.

We're now in cars on the way to the beach. Lexi, Andy, Oli, Ben, and I rode in one car while Ashley, Vic, Storm, Jaime, and Tony rode in the other one. Mike stayed with Austin.

"AND THEY SAID 'TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTA ME!' THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE'LL BLEED!" Lexi randomly yelled. "CAUSE IN THE END WE'RE NOT AFRAID TO DIE!" I yelled after her. We did this all the time. We would randomly yell random lyrics when we were bored, it was too quiet, or it was too damned awkward. "YOU'RE NOT ALONE ANYMORE!" she yelled. "I WANNA HATE EVERY PART OF YOU IN ME, I CAN'T HATE THE ONES WHO MADE ME!" I yelled. "THIS IS SEMPITERNAL!" Oli screamed. "IT'S LIKE I'M SLEEPWALKING!" Lexi screamed.

"HEY SEXY BOY I GOT YA WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER! L-O-V-E REALLY DOESNT MEAN MUCH! YOUR LOVE IS LIKE A DRUG BUT IT IS NOT ENOUGH! GIMME A B-A-D WE'RE THE BAD GIRLS CLUB!" Me and Lexi yelled. "THE VOICES INSIDE MY HEAD ARE TAKING OVER, THEY'RE TELLING ME THAT MY LIFE IS IN DANGER!" Ben yelled. "YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!" Andy yelled.

"FUCK IT! SIX, SIX, SIX, PARTY WITH THE DEVIL BITCH!" I yelled. "GO TO HELL, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!" Lexi yelled. "WE WILL NEVER SLEEP, 'CAUSE SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK, AND WE WILL NEVER REST 'TILL WE'RE ALL FUCKIN' DEAD!" I screamed. Then it all got quiet. "What the fuck just happened?" Andy finally asked. "Well when we get bored, it's awkward, or too damn quiet." I start. "We randomly start yelling random lyrics." Lexi finished. Ya see Lexi and I could be twins! We're almost exactly the same, and we finish each others sentences. It's freaky.

"We're here!" oh did I tell ya that Matt came too? Well he did, he drives us around all the time.

We get out of the van thingy and walk to where everyone else is.

We put everything down on the sand. I take off my tank, and shorts, then run into the water not waiting for anyone.

"Fuck!" I scream! The water is fuckin' cold! I run out of the water. "COLD?" Lexi yells. "NO SHIT SHERLOCK!" I scream back. "Mommy! She said two bad words!" a little girl says. I smirk. "THE FUCKIN WATER IS FUCKIN COLD! THE FUCKIN WATER SHOULD'NT BE THIS DAMN FUCKIN COLD IN THE FUCKIN MIDDLE OF FUCKIN JULY!" I yell. The mom glares at me while the guys, Storm, and Lexi laugh.

"I WANT DAMN ICE CREAM ANDY! DADDY! ANDY! BEN! SOMEONE GET ME SOME DAMN ICE CREAM!" I yell once I get back to where everyone is. Except Ashley. He already left.. Man whore! I look around and see Ashley talking to some red head.

"Andy! Ima play a prank on Ashley!" I say and take my ring and put it on my left hand. I run up to Ashley and start to fake sob. "A-Ashley! I-I thought you loved me! I-I'm having our third baby, a-and we're married! What am I gonna tell the kids?! I really thought you loved me!" I cry. I can hear laughing from where the guys, Lexi, and Storm are.

The chick glares at Ashley then leaves. I take off the ring, and wipe my face. "Blaaaadddddeeeee!" he whines. I laugh. "Ya know I only did that 'cause you're the biggest man whore ever!" I say and walk back to Andy.

"I want ice creeeeeaaaaaammmmmm!" I say. "C'mon, let's go get some ice cream!" he says. I nod and run to the ice cream stand. "Hey! WAIT FOR MEEEEEE!" Andy yells from behind me. "Hi! I want cookies n' cream ice cream!" I tell the chick behind the thingy. She nods and gets my ice cream. "What would you like?" she asks Andy. "Rocky road." He says. She nods and hands us our ice cream. "Thank you, kind lady!" I say and walk away as Andy pays.

"Where's mine?" Vic asks once we get back. "It's in a magical land called 'Go get it you self ya lazy oaf!" I say. Everyone but Vic laughs. "That's no way to talk to your father!" he whines. "It is now so deal with it!" I smile sweetly and sit down. "Stoooorrrrrrrmmmm, she's being a meanie!" he whines to Storm. Storm being the awesome person she is takes my side.

I love ice cream! It's just like 'hey man! I'm ice cream so I'm better than you!' Man I love I've cream! Yum. Is it possible to marry ice cream? I would totally marry ice cream!

"Hello!" my head is being slapped. I grab the hand and twist it around. "What the actual fuck?" I scream. "So-ooorrry! You were staring off into space!" Vic said. I let go of his wrist.

***3 hours later***

"DON'T SING THAT FUCKING ANNOYING SONG!" I scream at children as we left the beach. They are sing the fucking annoying song from Frozen. The 'do you want to build a snowman?' HELL NO! What the fuck! It's not even winter! HELL TO THE NO!

When they keep singing it I start singing Middle Fingers Up by Atilla earning dirty looks from the moms.

I walk back to the car where everyone was waiting. "What took you so long?" Lexi asked. I shrugged in answer and slide in the back seat with Andy. "Uh Blade, why is there people chasing you?!" Danny asks as Oli starts the car and stomps on the gas.

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(A/N)~ Here's another chapter! So yayyy! Oh! And HOLY SHIT! 1.1K VIEWS?!?!?!? But anyways, I'm sorry for the shitty chapter, I still have writers block.

Listening to Swarm~ Suicide Silence

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