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(A/N)- hai, so I'm like really lazy, and I have an idea for how I want to start the sequel BUT in order for that to work I'm gonna need to only write like till chapter 25 so I'll make it to chapter 25 'cause I know how I want to start the sequel and for that to work there'll only be three more chapters after this one. So hopefully in two to three weeks I'll be working on the sequel!! But I wanted to inform you guys that since I think it's important. My cat is laying on top of me. I don't know why.
WARNING; If you are a directioner, this chapter makes fun of them. Please don't get offended.
Listenin to Shadow Moses~ Bring Me The Horizon
Blade's P.O.V
I walked back up to my room just to be called back down. Great. Note the sarcasm. I walked back downstairs. "Yes?" I ask when I get back downstairs. "Ben's here." Ben says. "I wanted to take you and Stewart to hang out or something." He explains. I nod, put on shoes, grab my phone, and walk outside with Ben and Stewart.
We get in Ben's car, and leave. "Where to?" Stewart asks from the back seat. "The fucking movies." Ben answers.
Hen we pull up to the movies it's closed. "SERIOUSLY?! FUCK THIS!" Ben screams, then starts driving again. "Roller skating?" Stewart asks. "Fuck no! I ain't fuckin' roller skating!" Ben says. (A/N- sorry, but he can't say a sentence without putting 'fuck' in it somewhere.)
"Yes you fucking are." I say. "Fuck no." He says. "Fuck yes." I say. "Don't you dare say fucking no again. I'm on my period. You don't have cramps that feels like you're being stabbed. You will go roller skating and you will fucking enjoy it. Now, drive to the roller skating place, before I buy a gun and shoot you in the balls. And don't think I won't. I will. Now. Fucking. Drive." I just about yell at him. His face pales, but he does as I say and drives.
"Soooo, the weather is nice." Stewart says awkwardly. "It's about to rain." Ben says. "Okay, maybe it's not nice." "Maybe I should murder One Direction." I mutter, as a One Direction song comes on, on the radio. "Can I help?" Ben and Stewart ask. "Sure." I shrug.
Like I don't give a fuck what the story of your life is! I mean jeez, if that's a hit I'm sure I could make a hit out of my favorite shoes! Gawd.
When we get to the roller skating place their playing some shitty pop song. "Laser tag?" I ask. "Laser tag." They agree.
When we get to the laser tag place, they're playing. Iron Man by Black Sabbath. "HOLY SHIT!" I hear someone say. I look over to see three girls staring at us, one wearing a Asking Alexandria shirt, another wearing Pierce The Veil shirt, and the last one wearing a Black Veil Brides tank top. Oh fuck.
I walk over to them. "Okay, look, Ben will sign anything you want if you don't fan girl, or tell anyone who we are and where we are." I say. They nod and I call Ben over. "Can you sign this?" aa shirt girl says. "Um, can you sign this, and take a picture with us?" bvb, and ptv girls walk up to Stewart and I. "Sure." We both sign the backpack, then take pictures with them.
After we're done with the pictures and stuff, Ben pays for laser tag and we wait.
About ten minutes later the game we're playing is called, so we walk to the room.
"First is safety rules. One; no running. Two; no sitting down or laying down. Three; no physical violence. Okay?" the lady says once everyone is in the room. "Second; no cursing at other competitors or yelling." she says. "Yeah Ben." I say at the same time he says; "Yeah Blade." And the same time Stewart says; "Hear that, Blade and Ben? No cursing."
"That's all, have fun." She gives us our code names, that we picked, and the laser guns.
***5 games later.***
"WHAT NOW MOTHER FUCKER?!" I scream at them. I won all five games. I barely got shot! So, WHAT NOW MOTHER FUCKER?!?!?!? Stewart got second in them, and Ben got last. "THIS GAME IS A FUCKING SET UP!" Ben yells. "Awwwww is someone a sore loser?" I ask Ben in a baby voice. "No! I fucking lost five games!" he says. "A girl and a twelve year old got first and second!" he complains. "Suck it up it's just a game." I say.
"A game you lost in!" Stewart adds, and we both laugh. "Where to now?" Stewart asks. "Steak n' Shake." Ben answers as he starts the car.
When we're a at Steak n' Shake, I order a Butter Finger Milkshake and a Kids Hotdog. What? I like hotdogs. Hot dogs are good. Unless you're a vegan..
I stand up on the table. "PEOPLE! WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY, TO EAT DELICIOUS FOOD. I AM BLADE BRUCE FUENTES AND I APROVE OF THIS MESSAGE." I yell and sit back down. Everyone in here is either laughing or very confused.
In twenty minutes the food is there and we eat.
**
By the time we're done eating it's 10:25 p.m. So Ben decides to stay the night in the guest room. Right now we're on our way back to the house. "Can unicorns fly?" I randomly ask. "What kind of unicorns?" Ben asks. "The type that shit glitter and skittles, and piss rainbows." I answer, I've put a lot of thought into this. "I think that they can only fly over oceans." Stewart says. "And mountains." He adds as an after thought. "They can probably fly over most things." Ben says matter-of-a-factly.
We stop at a stop-light and there's a car blasting One Direction. Ben sticks his head out the window, and says; "If you wanna hear some more good British bands, with hot people in them, you should check out Bring Me The Horizon, You Me At Six, and my personal favorite, and the best Asking Alexandria, the lead guitarist; Ben Bruce, is the hottest. I mean, once you see him you will be able to tell, Ben's the hottest. Sexy as hell." He says then gets back in the car.
(A/N- I'm sorry, but can anyone else see him saying that? I mean, I can just see him saying that. It's just something he'd say. I can't be the only one.)
"They're gonna go home, YouTube Asking Alexandria, end up playing Not The American Average and be traumatized!" I laugh. "Good. When I first heard One Direction I was traumatized!" he says seriously. "I screamed in terror." I said honestly. "I thought 'What the hell have they done to music?'." Stewart says. "It was already fucked up enough, with Jonas Brothers, Bruno Mars, Katy Perry, Justin Timberlake, Justin Bieber, and 2 Chainz. They made it way worse though." Ben says and I agree.
"I have a joke." I say and they nod for me to go on. "Why does One Direction call themselves 1D?" I ask. They answered with; "I don't know." And "Never thought about it."
"'Cause one d is all they have." I laugh. It takes them a minute to get the joke, but then they burst out laughing.
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(A/N)- sorry about the shortness! I have no inspiration whatsoever. I wanted to say; one; I actually told directioners that except I didn't put the thing about Ben or that aa is my favorite. Um sorry it's really short! I'm supposed to be sleeping 'cause I'm sick but three chapters in two days! At this rate I'll have the sequel started by next week! But thanks for all the reads, votes and comments! Also thanks if you've stuck with this book since the first chapter! Btw my cat is still laying on top of me. If anyone actually reads these then comment 'I love bacon'.
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