One Piece x Reader One Shots!

Kid x Reader: Spicy

"STOP HER! STOP THE THIEF!" an older shopkeeper shouts distressed on Sabaody Market. Several people looked up, hearing the commotion. The shopkeeper stood in front of his weapon shop, doing a sort of dance. A young woman - you - was running over the roofs of the shops, a wide grin plastered on her face.

"STOOOP!" The shopkeeper yelled at you. This time, a group of pirates looked up. They noticed your cat-like moves over the roofs. "KISS MY LOVELY ASS, JACKASS!" You shouted back, enjoying his anger. A redhead shared your grin and nudged his blonde companion. "Killer, who's that?" He asked. The blonde masked man looked at you and cocked his head to the side. "... (y/n), Queen of Thiefs, 77 777 777 beli. People say she blackmailed the Navy to give her that exact bounty. Her estimated power is worth more than 100 000 000 beli though." Killer answered his question, "Weird for you to be interested in a female pirate, Kid." He added in a slight suggesting tone, earning a glare from the redhead. "Don't get any ideas. It's hard to not notice her." He said, focusing on his drink. But his eyes never left you.

"Jackass? You little brat!" The shopkeeper kept yelling and screaming, earning a groan from you. "Just shut the fuck up!" You yelled back and jumped over the roofs and back on the ground, close to Kid. You caught his eyes and smirked. "Hey, hot stuff, whatcha doing?" You bluntly flirted with him - a subtle hobby of yours. Especially with dangerous people. He almost choked on his drink and stared in disbelief at you. "... What?" He asked, putting down his mug. His crewmates shared the same shock. "Are ya deaf? I said 'Whatcha doing, hot stuff'. Not that it matters now, I gotta get the fuck outta here. But maybe I'll see ya later in the New World. Bye~!" You grinned and ran off. And luckily not too late, because Marines had arrived after someone got them. "(Y/n)! Do not run away!" A Commodore shouted loudly after you. You flipped him the finger before disappearing in an ally.

A few hours later...

You counted the money you stole and smiled. "Whoo~ooh! Enough to buy a fucking ship! Niiiiice..." You cheered. You were at your secret hideout in the middle of a couple of alleyways. They were dangerous and filthy so no one came there, except you. You placed all the money in a chest and hid it under the floor. "Gonna go on an adventure, booyah!" You smiled and locked up your place before leaving. Besides the little Marines accident this morning you actually had a great day. As if nothing could go-

"Hold it right there, Kid Pirates! You won't escape us this time!"

Of course you had to jinx it.

You quickly moved behind a trashbin.

"This way!" A low voice said and a few footsteps followed. 5 men. You heard 5 pairs of heavy footsteps. Could it be them?

Yes they were.

Kid appeared first in front of your hideout - which looked like an ordinary large trashbin. Followed by the Blondie named Killer, the long dude called Wire and the patched up guy named Heat. "I think we lost them." The last one said, looking around. Wire and Killer sighed. "Seriously Kid? Was that necessary?" The first mate questioned. The redhaired man sat down in front of your trashbin and clicked his tongue. "It was. I was kinda curious about that woman. I heard tales about her I wanted to confirm." He said.

"... So you are interested in her." Killer decided and the others nodded in response.

"Wha- No! I meant as in power! She's strong! She could join the crew!" Kid yelled angry.

"Of course Kid." Killer replied sassily, ending his conversation with him.

And you kept holding in your laugh, until this moment. You took a deep breath and stood up behind the bin, leaning over it to play with the captain's hair.

"And here I thought we had something, hot stuff!" You teased him.

Kid immediately turned around, meeting your face very close by from above. "WHAT THE FUCK!" He yelled and jumped forwards, not seeing that one coming. "Outch. If that's your reaction by seeing me, I already get the hint babe." You said dramatically and jumped on the trashcan while wiping away fake tears. "(y/n), what are you doing here? Also hiding from the Marines?" Killer asked you, extremely amused by Kid's reaction to everything you do. "Nah. Counting my money to buy a boat and sail to the New World. What about you guys and Captain Hot-as-fuck?" You answered honestly while showing your characteristic sinister smirk. "Hiding. The... captain found it necessary to make everything extremely difficult." Killer answered your question while pointing at the recovered redhaired with his thumb. "Can't be a lot of money, looking around. You live like trash." Kid smirked down on you.

"Reminds you of yourself, doesn't it~?" You dissed him, giving him a wink while smirking.

You could hear the loud frightened inhales of Wire and Heat and the surpressed laughter of Killer as Kid lost his smirk completely. You came closer, pushing your index finger under his chin. "Just kidding. You have to lit trash first if ya want to make it burn. You're already burning, which explains why you are so fucking hot." You shamelessly flirted and walked back to your large trashbin, took out your chest with money and pulled it on your shoulder. "Anyways, I gotta go. With all these dipshits these days that wanna buy ships as if they're fucking toys... I gotta be fast! So I'll have to-" You start explaining but were abruptly interrupted by a hand grabbing your chest and throwing it to the ground. Before you could kill the person who did it, the same hand  grabbed your wrist and pulled you slightly up. "No one has ever talked like that to me, you know that?" Kid said amused. You were on the brink of making a sexual joke when Kid kicked your chest open, letting your money fly away with the wind.

"What the fuck did you just do?" You hissed at him, extremely angry. Did he have any idea how much money you had to steal to get enough? Kid laughed and threw you over his shoulder. "You won't be needing that shit. You're coming with me." He said, signaling his men to follow him to the ship. "Oh? A female aboard the great and powerful Kid Pirates? That simply asks for sexual tension!" You laughed, smirking at the awkward expressions his two unmasked crewmates had.

"No it's not. Cuz you're mine."

You stopped smirking and tried to look at him. "I'm what now?" You ask, not sure if you heard him say that. The captain clicked his tongue. "You heard me! Just shut the fuck up!" He shouted - and out of your personal experience, you knew it was... - out of embarrassment.

"Christ, would you guys fuck already?" Killer sighed as he walked next to Kid and you.

"Maybe later, I mean, he has a fucking nice ass." You answered like a smartass, feeling Kid freeze. But he quickly chuckled and squeezed your ass. "Same here." He replied cockily, which earned him a laugh from you.

If Kid was hot, you most certainly were spicy.