Milo Murphy's Law of Love

Peeping Through My Window?

This first paragraph is my nonsense babble for those who care about my trip. The one below is the introduction to the chapter. You're welcome.

Aaaaaaaand, I am back from Vail! It was so beautiful and fun and I bought 4 shirts and 3 moose (Their names are Mattie, Alfy, and Artie)! I also bought a large stuffed polar bear (His name is Kumajirou, if you were curious), and a large stuffed cow (Toris)! Their my favorite animals, so I'm stocking up on any merchandise of them that I can. I also came home with a twisted ankle, and the first four Resident Evil movies! I TRIED THE STARBUCKS UNICORN FRAPPE!!! It was like eating magic, I loved it so much! It was fantastic! I also looked into room decor, room paint colors, and fluffy Canadian flag blankets and sweatshirts! I'm actually going to be staying up there for a few weeks next year to shadow my next job career (If you can't tell, I really have a thing for Canada. I love it up there, and I hope to find a boyfriend there as well. Are you single, Canadian, and moderately cute? Please, leave me a comment telling me!). Pretty lively weekend, huh? Honestly, it was pretty awesome to stay in a five star hotel (I'm used to, like, one star), and stay right next to Intown Vail. Super fun! Honestly, I practically lived in my hotel room. I have watched Dreamworks Trolls a minimum of 17 times from Wednesday to Friday. Gotta buy that movie for myself, I highly recommend it! Also, I am currently setting up a website! You'll have to check it out and give me feedback when I publish it! I'd love to tell you all the deets about my trip, but I think you'd much rather read another chapter of Milo Murphy's Law of Love, yeah? (Also, I'm going to be starting another series. Curious as to what it is? One hint; Gravity Falls pairings.)

Alriiiiiight! Here is the next chapter! Our first real appearance of Bradley and how awful he is to the reader! Disclosure, I love Bradley. I think he is so cute and misunderstood, but this is NOT a pairing with Bradley, so I'm sorry, he's gunna be a kind of awful person. Less Go!

WARNING: This chapter has nudity, sexual themes, peeping through a window at a nude person, and language. Viewer discretion is advised. Not really. I just really wanted that in one of my chapter headings!

    You groaned, covering your face with your arm, trying to shield your eyes from the sunlight flitting through your curtains and across your face. You quickly sat up, your fingers dragging hair out of your face and mouth. Your face was calm, almost exhausted, as you blinked slowly, slowly smacking your lips together. Suddenly, your thief came to mind, and you were wide awake, gripping the bottom of your night shirt tightly.

He stole my panties. Right from my room.

You shivered at the thought, a warm feeling fleeing from your stomach lower. You closed your eyes, savoring the tight feeling, then quickly headed to the bathroom to take a cold shower and clear your body of the tight feeling.

You quickly tore your shirt off, feeling your nipples harden at the cold air, then tugged your pants down and jumped into the shower quickly. You dragged the shower handle to the light blue Cold  inscribed to the far right of the handel, and quickly got to rubbing the Strawberries and Creme flavored body wash over your body.

You sighed, walking out of the shower happily, drying your hair in one towel, the other wrapped tightly around your bare body. You walked out of the bathroom, singing loudly as you rubbed your hair viciously, drying it out.

"Didn't even really wanna go, but if you get me out, you get a show, there's so many bodies on the floor, so baby, we should go and add some more," You sang out, still ruffling your hair in your towel.

"Are you down, diddy down, diddy down, diddy down, down, down? Down, didy down, diddy down, diddy down, down, down?" You rolled your hips, bending your knees as you slid slowly to the floor, rubbing your arms down your body. They finished their journy on the ground at your sides, your moist hair falling over your shoulders.

"Everywhere I look are peoples' hands, thrown up in the air to help them dance. Come on, baby, catch me if you can, I know you don't have any other plans." You bent over, rubbing your hands up your thighs, ghosting your fingers over your plump ass. Your eyes were half lidded and slightly glazed, your mind lost in a world of Milo.

"Are you down diddy down diddy down down dooooown!" Yelling the last down, you dramatically threw your towels, stripping in an awkward way. As the beat hit harshly, you sensually danced around your living room, unaware of the large, open widows behind you, giving the street and the neighbors a perfect view of your ass as you bent over, rubbing up from your ankles to your hair, which you ran through your fingers. Not once did the thought occur to you that maybe a certain dark haired male would be peeking through the large picture windows and getting a very nice eye full of your bare figure.

You threw your arms over your head, eyes closed in bliss as you screamed out one name;

"Oh, Milooo! " You yelled, dropping to your knees with a moan. You panted as the song ended, the base slowly dying off in the background. You stood shakily, running a hand though your almost dry hair.

Bradley's P.O.V.

I could feel my face burn the second I saw her wrapped tightly in a towel. I had never seen the female anatomy so... close before... I didn't want to invade her privacy, but I couldn't seem to tear my eyes away from her form. Suddenly, with a loud note, she tore the fabric away from her body gracefully. My eyes widened. From my place, I had a full side view of her body, and it was hot. Her breasts slightly bounced, the sunlight slightly glinting off the tops, where a thin sheen of sweat had accumulated under the towel, her plump ass the same.

I could feel my mouth water slightly at the sight, my blood rushing to my face and below my hips. She turned smoothly, giving me a grand view of the bright orbs slightly bouncing behind her. She suddenly bent over, my heart pounding at the full view of her... Ahem, female regions she flashed at me as she rubbed her hands back up her body. Without warning, she suddenly screamed Milo.

Milo.

Milo!

I felt my heart drop.

'Sh... She likes... Milo?"  I almost couldn't stand thinking that. I quickly ran to her front door, balling my fist tightly, then slammed on it again and again. I felt rage building up, and her door took the most of it.

Readers P.O.V.

You sighed, picking up your towels. You saw something black dash past the corner of your window. Furrowing your brows, you walked cautiously towards the window, glancing out...

BANG BANG BANG!

With a girlish scream, you jumped, dropping your towels. Your face flushed a deep red as you quickly tugged the curtains closed. You ran to your room, tugging on pants, skipping underwear, slipping into a light blue sports bra, and shoving your head through a turquoise long sleeved shirt with a large graphic of a male moose on the back.

'This better be good.'  You thought with a snarl, yanking the door open.

"What the hell do you want, Bradley!?" You screamed.

Bradley looked taken back, but he quickly replied.

"We're going to hang out today, (Y/n). No ands, ifs, or buts about it." He said as he leaned in, grabbing your upper arm tightly and dragging you away from your house.

Yup. It was gunna be one of those days.

Alright! There it is! 1302 words later! It is currently 9:48 p.m. I'm sorry it's not as awesome as I wanted it to be, but this is all I got for now. Of course, hit that little vote button in the top right, and I'll see you all in the next chapter! I'm gunna sleep now. Goodnight, my beautiful (And handsome!) Andies. Read on!

~Andvocell Rae