Guess who's late and forgot she needed to write a story!? ME!!!Guess who is also failing to order her clothing and probably won't get her wonderful gear!? ALSO ME!!! AAAAAAND!!! GUESS WHO HAS A JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW!?!?! MEEEEE!!!! Honestly, I am so sorry, and if you're still here, here. Have a 'Thank You' sticker. Well, here's the very late update. Enjoy!
Dudes, I totally had a dream about being attacked by a possessed polar bear in the middle of a freaking intense blizzard. I live in Colorado, there are no polar bears here... Uhm, Bitch, what???
WARNING: Sexual themes, Language, Sexual References
This is mainly all in Milo's P.O.V., so embrace my stupidity for a chapter!
Forgive me my babies!
Your P.O.V.
Your eyelids fluttered open slowly, a large yawn erupting from your mouth. You threw your hands above your head, stretching slowly. You sat up, wincing at the slight achey sensation between your hips.
'Got a little carried away, huh?' You thought, rubbing your sore hips.
You sighed, sitting up and rubbing the side of your face. You could feel the gravity defying postition your hair was in, and honestly, you were terrified to even think of how it looked at the moment.
You stood up slowly, stretching dramatically as you got upon your feet. You smiled slowly as you shook out your limbs, the joints popping loudly at the jut movements. Once your were done doing the Hokey Pokey in your living room, you walked into the kitchen, turning on the stove and preparing eggs. You walked over to the fridge, grabbing cheese, eggs, and salsa. You also grabbed the milk carton, tipping it back and guzzling it.
You clicked on Come Hang Out by AJR, swinging your hips to the beat of the song. You stirred the eggs, wiggling your hips in tight circles, singing out loudly as the song blared on. Dramatically stirring the eggs, you tip toed your way around the kitchen, giggling like a young girl.
You smiled widely, setting the eggs on the stove and throwing your hands up in the air as the song ended.
Little did you know, someone was peeking in through the windows, laughing quietly as they blushed at your cute antics.
Milo's P.O.V.
She woke up, and she acted like nothing happened. She just... Started making food...
My heart pounded. I felt so embarrassed. I mean, I did watch her blissfully get herself off last night... And enjoyed it like a freak!
A best friend does NOT watch his best female friend finger herself in secret through her window. What kind of friend does that!? My head snapped to my right when I heard a rustle, Bradley's head popping up out of the bush shortly after. I sighed.
'Least I wasn't the only one.' I thought as Bradley let out a large yawn, stretching his arms over his head. He sighed, smacking his lips a few times before he smiled tiredly. It was the first gentle looking smile I had ever seen adorn the boys face. I sighed again, standing up to brush my pants off of the dirt that had taken residence in the night. As I was doing so, I heard a pan drop in the house.
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Milo Murphy's Law of Love
RomanceYup, you guessed it, this is a story about the reader being paired with Milo Murphy. If you have any specific characters you want me to include, leave a comment with the character, situation, and any specifics you may have. Enjoy my little Andies!