He stared at me with those Edward Culleny eyes and I was surprised he didn't just come out and shine! You know what they say: really men don't sparkle !
"I'm the new pizza man and I want you to let me inside"
So like a complete retard I did.
"This place is so cute!" He squealed and then I shit you not, he stared dancing.
"Squat.Swirl. Squid hand. Squid hand. Slut drop. Barbie hump. My tits got no hump tee hump. Thigh gap. Sand bag. Come hither and grand finale leg kick splits!"
This 6 ft something pizza man just did the Louis spence dance. Oh god!
And that's when I noticed the red shows on his feet. Not just any shoes, come fuck me now red shoes.
