"I think I know what you are" I gulped
"And what's that sweet cheeks" he grinned and I swear to God he had his hand on his hip like he was about to break out in to the single ladies dance.
"Gay"
"Hahahahahaha" he breathed deeply
"Oh sweat cheeks ! Of of course I am! My name is Alan By the way last name not included but you can call me MR E if you'd like" he sent a wink and strutted of heels clicking down the hall way.
💃👠
I followed him into the kitchen and watched as he proceeded to get some mince beef out the fridge.
"I once had a cow you know, her name was Bessie, I used to shout COME FAT LARD!" He faked sobbed "she was so loyal"
I was too stunned to reply.
"I also had a chicken named peter he - "
"STOP!" I screamed
"Babes calm down! No need to cause a funamie"
"What are you doing in my house ?"
"Oh sozzas babes! Basicallyiwaswenttocomeandloafteryoucostheressomekilleraftertoyou- oh and I'm a vampire"
And that's when I passed out
