RING RING RING RING
Alan's phone brought my attention to my whereabouts. I was lying on a gym mat in the corner of what looked like a dance studio, there was a big glass wall with bars attached and hanging from the ceiling was a disco ball.
"Where am I ?!" I screeched
"From your thoughts I can tell you know where. But just for clarification we're at Mango Smoothie Dance Studios!" Alan cheered
"You mean pineapple dance studios?"
"Hahah no. Definitely Mango smoothie! I wanted pineapple but obviously there were some copyright issues" he grinned. Then she started sing the ketchup song along with the dance!
"I said a he-"
"Alan what the hell are you doing here" a mysterious stranger galloped in. He had Borris Johnson hair so I'm gonna calm him blondie! Borris then started doing the Louis spence dance. Of course he had to be gay!
"Oh isn't she hilarious!" The blond replied dryly
"She's a good one! Of course he's is ! He's so camp you could pitch a tent" Alan looked like he was about to pass out from laughing and the blond just stood arms crossed ignoring eye contact.
"You can read my mind!"
"Alan you didn't tell her!"
"Tell me what?"
Alan started a drum roll by slapping his thighs.
