"Omg did you see Pepe the other day? Omg he was just like hey! He's so Fing hot! Like they should bring back heats torso of the week just for him!"
"Ewwwww no ! More like belly button of shame! It looks like some little bald alien peeping out to say hi" a familiar voice muttered
"I heard that-"
"Shhhhh she's waking up !"
I opened my eyes to see Alan leaning over me.
"Looks like we found Nemo!" He exclaimed
"You mean sleeping beauty? She's the one that fell asleep !" A squeaky wand voice retorted.
"Bitch please we all know the Fairy godmother was the head of the Russia mafia who drugged her into forgetting her shoes and hallucinating! I mean we all know that if she had dropped her dress instead of that bloody glass slipper the story would have ended quicker cos we would be saying hello to prince pervert of you catch my drift" Alan stood up, did the bend and snap the winked.
"That's Cinderella you fat potato!" The squeaky voice said again.
"No it's -"
"It is trust me, I'm a disneyholic" I interrupted.
He pretended to flip at some nonexistent hair "Whatever"
Suddenly a short man with a sensei hat and a long white wispy beard approached and when I say short I mean short (4ft) at most.
"Hey I'm Trixie"
Forget the man part!
"OOOH YOU TOUCHED MY TRALA LA! OOOH MY DING DING DONG !"
"Alan shut up you annoying little-"
RING RING RING RING
